The DFG conspiracy theory

Lanayurian·4/26/2015, 12:49:24 AM·11 votes·959 views

Note: This is only a theory, and for the lulz

Alright, so we're all familiar with the DFG conspiracy removal, yeah? Well, I hate to tell it to you, the removal of DFG, was planned all along, since 1868. Now, you may be thinking,"Why did he mention the date of a keyboard?". Well that's because.... I think we may have a time traveler here. Christopher Latham Soles. That's the time traveler that I'm talking about. This guy was here when DFG was removed. So like more years later, time machines were secretly made by some scientists. This 'Christopher' was one of those scientists. He was the first test subject for it, and so he tried to remake the keyboard. He remembered LoL and decided to place in, 'TY DFG' on the QWERTY keyboard. And so he did, and sold the idea to Remington, a company of manufactures of Firearms and Typewriters. And there it is. As you can see on your keyboard, it can say 'TY DFG'. Starting to T, then Y, then look down, and there's DFG. Christpher Latham Soles time-traveler confirmed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y

5 Comments

Snake Town4/27/2015, 2:46:36 AM2 votes

pls we all know dfg was removed to nerf garen item 3070 Garen item 3070 RIP DFGAREN

John the D0G4/26/2015, 1:55:17 PM1 votes

Bard

PonderousSealion4/26/2015, 5:44:41 PM1 votes

Zilean