Its your Mains Birthday...

A million cans of aerosol so she can burn a massive hole in the ozone layer and magnify the greatness that is the sun!

The answer to all Xerath questions and jokes: https://www.porternovelli.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/duracell.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/50/08/d7/5008d79b06fa208617fc67b48f1d36bc.jpg

And aside from the cake, I would give him a beret, because people who wear berets tend to be of higher rank than his, so it's a bit of a mock promotion. At least just for giggles and to see how he looks like.

http://orig08.deviantart.net/5899/f/2016/250/9/2/military_teemo_by_johnnyhedgehog1992-dagubks.png

engraved silver bolts

I got her a hug... She seemed mildly annoyed...

A crapton of 5 Hp minions

idk shaco likes to kill things so...i suppose i can lure some of my fellow cardboard friends to him

Nothing. Because he keeps telling me its his birthday day after day, and I just have to ignore because I don't know if hes right, but I don't care.

A lore update :p

another teddy bear

so she can double tibbers ult

I know that she won't mind a bottle of perfume that's hard to get.

And I'd probably get extra credit for something I had to relinquish from someone else due to rarity.