RULES:
FLAVOR OF THE WEEK: MORDEKAISER, DAMMIT GOD BLESS RIOTREPERTOIR "QUALITY OF LIFE" BUFFS
GO FORTH AND BE SALTY
YOU GUYS AREN'T FOLLOWING THE CAPS RUUUUUULLLLEEEEEE
NOBODY IS USING ALL CAPS YASUO ISNT OVERPOWERED STOP PICKING AHRI LUX AND TALON INTO HIM AND MAYBE YOU WOULD WIN FUCK THE LCS. STOP BALANCING AROUND WHAT THEY PLAY AND BALANCE AROUND EACH ELO. GNAR IS CUTE I WANNA GIVE POROS HUGS WHERE THE HELL IS AO SHIN RIOT? I WANNA INSTABUY HIM AND IMMANENTLY SUCK AND FEED BECAUSE IM TRASH AT THIS GAME. I JUST WANNA GIVE YOU MY MONEY WHY IS THE RIOT PLS THING NOT CALLED RITO PLS DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU
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(VANISHES INTO SUNSET)
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qol of life buff for katarina she shunpos off of the map and she die
SATED DEVOURER STILL ALSO MORDEKAISER REWORK, THOUGH LESS SO NOW THAT THEY'RE GOING TO POST PATCH LIVE. HE'S UNVIABLE IN SOLO AND RIOT ALREADY KNOWS THAT BUT THEY CAN'T DELAY THE PATCH. TANK ITEM NERFS. WHYYYYYYY!
I ATTEND THE ONLY COLLEGE I KNOW OF THAT STARTS CLASSES THIS EARLY AND I WANNA WATCH THE TWO NEW DRAGON BALL MOVIES!!!!
wait, is this supposed to be league related?
MY PIZZA WAS TOO GREASY DAMMIT!
WHY DO PEOPLE ORDER WELL-DONE STEAK?!? IF YOU WANT ME TO RUIN THE MEAT, JUST ASK THAT I THROW IT ON THE FLOOR FIRST!
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE AND I AM ABOUT TO ULT BECAUSE OF NUBSTER YI!!!11!!!11! 
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WHY DOESN'T MY MAIN EVER GET A SKIN
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I'M FUCKING HYPED ABOUT THE PROJECT SKIN BUT I SAW SOMEBODY SAY IT WAS GOING TO BE AZIR AND NOW I WANT IT TO BE SO BAD BUT WE ALL KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE FOR YORICK.
-FREE WEEK LUX. HAVE A SINGULARITY. AND 50 MORE. -BOT LANE IS BORING WITH VAYNE AND THRESH -I CAN'T STOP BUYING SKINS NOW I FEEL BAD.
TEEMO
Y'KNOW, JUST FUCKING TEEMO
PLAYING ON MY LEVLE 5 SMURF PLAYERS AT THAT LEVEL ARE SO HARD TO PREDICT Y CANT U JUST PLAY LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE NOOBS COME ON I JUST WANT TO STUN YOU AND LET JINX MELT U BUT YOU DONT TRY TO ESTABLISH BUSH CONTROL SO MY HIDING IN THE BUSH IS USELESS AND WHEN I DO HIT U JINX IS BACKING CUZ CAN AND JUST WHY ARE PEOPLE SO HARD TO PREDICT!!!!!
AND NOT BEING ABLE TO POST THIS ON MY SMURF BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE LEVEL FUCKING 6 TO POST ON THE BOARDS!!! I LEVELED UP TO 6 JUST TO POST THIS, BUT IT REFUSES TO UPDATE THAT INFORMATION SO I CAN'T POST ON MY SMURF AND IT IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF!!
ALSO, WHY IS NOBODY USING CAPS LOCK?! IT IS RIGHT ABOVE YOUR FUCKING SHIFT KEY PEOPLE!!! FUCK YOU FOR NOT FOLLOWING THE ROOLZ
NO LOGIC
CAPSLOCK ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION
FUCKING RITO I STILL WANT MY REFUND ON FIORA AND HER ROYAL GUARD SKIN!!!!
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE ASSHOLES TELLING ME: OH LEBLANC ISN'T BROKEN SHES PERFECTLY BALANCED NO SHE ISN'T AND STOP FUCKKING TELLING ME SHE ISN'T BROKEN, YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE WHO ONLY NEEDS BOOTS CAN 100-0 YOU WITH A ROTATION OF SPELLS IS BALANCED??!
WHY THE HELL IS NEW FIORA DOING SO MUCH DAMAGE IS WAS CURBSTOMPING HER NOT LONG AGO BUT NOW SHE JUST DOES WAY THE HELL TOO MUCH DAMAGE RIOT NERF HER SHE JUST DOES WAY TOO MUCH TRUE DAMAGE IT'S LIKE VAYNE ON STEROIDS RITO PLS
I WAS ON A 9 LOSS STREAK A FEW DAYS AGO BECAUSE OF GOLD AND SILVERS JOINING MY CLASSICAL "UNRANKED" NORMAL GAMES BECAUSE OF THE DANG MATCHMAKING SYSTEM, WHICH I STILL DONT EVEN GET. RITO PLS.
HEY, JUSTED WANTED TO CHIME IN AND WRITE IN CAPS
I GO TO ALL THE TROUBLE OF BEATING 
IN LANE THEN FEEDER ASS 
HAS TO FEED THE 
10 GODDAMN KILLS THEN BLAMES EVERYONE ELSE
JUSTICE!
FUCKING RIVEN. THAT IS ALL
MORDEKAISER CAN HAVE A SODDING DRAGON BUT GRAVES CAN'T HAVE A CIGAR
ALSO, WHATS THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD?
MORGANA NEEDS A DAMN VU HER MODEL LOOKS LIKE COMPLETE SHIT COMPARED TO HER SPLASH
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR POPPY'S REWORK SINCE THEY ANNOUNCED IT TWENTY YEARS AGO BEFORE SION. PEOPLE IN SILVER ALWAYS TROLL ME OUT OF MY PROMOS. THE NEW SKINS COMING OUT ARE ALL FOR CHAMPIONS I DON'T PLAY. I AM SUPPOSED TO BE IN CHALLENJOUR BUT I KEEP GETTING REKT BY AFKS!!!!
I HAD DECIDED TO GO BACK TO PLAYING RANKED THEN THE FIRST GAME I JOIN I NEED TO DODGE BECAUSE OF A "MID OR FEED". THEN WHEN I FINALLY ENTERED A MATCH I GOT A RAGER AND A TROLL.
WHY DOES SONA'S AURA OF PERSEVERANCE HEAL FOR LESS THAN A RELIC SHIELD AT LEVEL 1???? WITHOUT CONSIDERING THE PASSIVE BONUS AND SHIELD, THIS IS TOTALLY UNFAIR AS SHE IS A POKE AND SUSTAIN CHAMPION, BUT A TANK AND CC BASED CHAMPION CAN OUT-SUSTAIN HER. AURA OF PERSEVERANCE'S MANA COST GATES HER ABILITY TO USE THIS MORE THAN A COUPLE TIMES BEFORE SHE MUST BACK FOR MORE MANA. THEY NEED TO REMOVE THE HEAL FROM RELIC SHIELD SO SONA'S POKE WITHOUT AUTOATTACK CAN MEAN SOMETHING AGAIN, ALSO INCREASE THE SHIELD DURATION ON PERSEVERANCE SO IT CAN ACTUALLY BLOCK AN ATTACK AFTER USE.
(EDIT FIXED) THANK YOU. I LOOK FORWARD TO NEXT WEEK.
ALMOST EVERY ADC I SEE IS VAYNE AND ANYONE WHO PLAYS HER IS STUPID
EVERY SUPPORT I SEE IS EITHER THRESH OR JANNA AND ITS BORING
ANY AP ASSASSIN RIGHT NOW
On the bright side, the new fighter items and changes to Zz'Rot Portal look cool BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT
NERF REPERTOIR WTF WHY IS HE SO STRONG RIGHT NOW DAFUQ IS WITH VAYNE GIVE ME UPVOTES I WANNA PLAY MORDEKAISER REWORK SO BAD RN, HURRY UP RIOT
this icon is also pissing me off
