INSPIRED BY R/HEARTHSTONE, THE LOL BOARD'S FIRST WEEKLY RAGE THREAD

Tilting in Bots·8/10/2015, 3:30:28 AM·34 votes·4,481 views

RULES:

  1. CAPSLOCK ONLY
  2. JUST WRITE WHATEVER'S PISSING YOU OFF
  3. SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG RELATIONAL BOND IN THE LEGEND LAMBORGINI COMMUNITY

FLAVOR OF THE WEEK: QUARTERFINALS つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE BANS VAYNE BEING JUST, THE WORST

GO FORTH AND BE SALTY

75 Comments

ImPretty8/10/2015, 11:35:53 AM14 votes

RIVEN.

1011001110008/10/2015, 4:04:31 AM11 votes

つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE BANS

NO SERIOUSLY

つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE BANS

THAT WAY WE CAN ALL BAN VAYNE.

Galaxy King8/10/2015, 4:21:12 AM7 votes

I REALLY HATE HOW RIOT IGNORES TWITCH AND FIDDLESTICKS, THEY NEED SOME LOVING LIKE, FIDDLES LOOKS OLD AS HELL, MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE THE FIDDLES FORM THE TRAILER VIDEO FORM BEFORE WHERE HE SHOWED UP TO WOOP TF'S ASS AND TWITCH BE NEEDING SOME BUFFS, ITS DO OR DIE, AND MOST ADC'S CAN BEAT HIM, AND FIDDLES, ALL HES GOTTEN WHERE NERF'S NERF'S NERF'S LIKE TWITCH, HOW BOUT SOME BUFSS RIOT? COME ON RIOT ITS NOT LIKE THEY BECOME GOD LIKE, STOP BEING DOUCHS ALRIGHT? ALRIGHT GOOD.

OH ALSO SORRY IF I DID NOT FIT IN THE BAN THING, UM, GIVE US 5 BANS FOR EACH SIDE RIOT, I'D LOVE TO BAN SOME MORE PEEPS CUZ YOU MAKE A LOT OF CHAMPS FOR US TO HATE.

Bottom Laner8/10/2015, 6:22:20 PM6 votes

BITCH ASS DONGERHeimerdinger TAKES MY TRIPLE THEN PROCEDES TO GET A MOTHERFUCKIN' PENTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Limitanei8/10/2015, 12:08:17 PM5 votes

I'M A VIKTOR MAIN, AND QUITE FRANKLY I'M IRRITATED THAT EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER IS CALLING HIM OP.

YES, HIS E DOES A CRAPLOAD OF DAMAGE WHEN IT'S MAXED AND UPGRADED. YES, HIS Q GIVES A 2.5 SECOND SHIELD AND SPEED BUFF WHEN IT HITS A TARGET AFTER BEING UPGRADED. YES, VIKTOR'S MAINLY PLAYED MIDLANE BECAUSE THAT'S HIS STRONGEST LANE.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

  1. VIKTOR HAS TO SPEND 3000 GOLD JUST TO UPGRADE ALL HIS ABILITIES. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN USED FOR, I DON'T KNOW, item 3100 . MAYBE A item 3285 INSTEAD IF YOU'RE FEELING AGGRESSIVE. THAT MEANS THAT VIKTOR STILL HAS TO FARM MORE GOLD TO ACTUALLY START GETTING NECESSARY ITEMS LIKE item 3020 OR item 3089 . MEANWHILE THE AHRI THAT'S MIDLANING AGAINST VIKTOR ALREADY BOUGHT A item 3102 AND A FEW item 2003 TO BOOT.

  2. THERE ARE CHAMPIONS THAT CAN COUNTER VIKTOR. JUST BECAUSE THE ENEMY VIKTOR IS ALL OF A SUDDEN SUPER STRONG IN THE FIRST 20 MINUTES OF THE GAME DOESN'T MEAN HE HAS NO COUNTER. SERIOUSLY. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED Heimerdinger ? THAT PIECE OF SHIT IS THE MOST ANNOYING CHAMPION TO FIGHT AGAINST IN MIDLANE AND YOU'RE TELLING ME VIKTOR HAS NO COUNTER?

  3. VIKTOR SEES PLAY IN THE COMPETITIVE SCENE AND AFTER THAT, EVERYONE WANTS HIM NERFED IMMEDIATELY? WTF? WHY HAS NO ONE SAID ANYTHING BEFORE THAT TIME?

WHILE I DO THINK THE UPCOMING VIKTOR NERF IS FAIR, I STILL EXPECT PEOPLE TO CRY THAT VIKTOR IS OP EVEN WHEN VIKTOR'S EARLY-MID GAME GET NERFED. AT THAT POINT, I HOPE PEOPLE REALIZE HOW FUCKING ANNOYING HEIMERDINGER IS. HE NEEDS TO BE LOOKED AT AGAIN.

P.S. Vayne is also the worst. All she needs is to be fed 2-4 times and GG ff at 20.

Mecha MaIphite8/10/2015, 11:09:42 AM3 votes

FUCK NIDALEE AND EVERYONE WHO PLAYS HER

Diananmen Square8/10/2015, 5:37:12 PM3 votes

I CAN'T FUCKING CLICK ON YORICK'S GHOULS WTF

Gunslinger7448/10/2015, 3:20:41 PM3 votes

I JUST LOST A GAME AS 27/10/10 GRAVES, I HAD 7K GOLD TO SPARE AT ONE POINT. IT REALLY WASN'T EXACTLY FUN. ESPECIALLY SINCE THE ENEMY VAYNE WAS 1/7/3 AT ONE POINT AND I ADMIT SHE CAN BE REALLY FUCKING OP AS HAS BEEN DEMONSTRATED JUST NOW YAY

Roasted Sigurd8/10/2015, 9:36:43 PM3 votes

FUCK DIDDY AND HIS DTHROW TO UAIR BULLSH- Ohwait.

Uhh

SCREW VAYNE. RAWR.

Lanayurian8/10/2015, 1:17:32 PM2 votes

FUCK BLITZCRANK HIS STUPID GRABS

Thereisntaname8/10/2015, 1:51:05 PM2 votes

OMG RAGESEDGS+_FO{G AKALI OP WITH 1 KILL SO IS NASUS,FIZZ,VAYNE AND VAYNE SUCKS LOTS OF YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY PEOPLE WHO MAIN VAYNE ARE APART OF THE ILLUMINATI AND MUST BE PUNISHED,SO PICK THE TANKIEST CCINGEST SUPPORT AND THE MOST ANNOYING ADC BESIDES THIS WITCH EX: CAITLYN AND WRECK HER FACE.ON TO THE NEXT TOPIC AT HAND ANY CC THAT IS NOT A SKILL SHOT UNLESS THE RANGE SUCKS CASE IN POINT MAH MAN FIDDLE,LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK IS THIS TARIC STUN OP OR SOMETHING?WELL ACTUALLY....NO IT ISN'T BUT STILL YOU GET MY POINT!!!!!!THEN THERE IS THIS CRAPAnnie Annie Annie item 3751 item 3751 item 3751 summoner 14 summoner 14 THEN I JUST WANNA GO LIKE THIS AND KILL HERNami Nami item 3070 AND YES IT'S MEANT TO BE WATER SHUT UP YOU INCONSIDERATE HUMAN BEING UNLESS YOU ARE AN ILLUMINATI BOT!!!!!!!!!!!!ALSO THRESH IS NOT OP SECOND THIS GUYS A BULLY Malzahar HE TOOK MY MONEYYorick SO IS THIS MANZed AND HIM , AND WHAT THE HECK i JUST WANNA FARM PLS LIKE SERIOUSLYViktor AND CC Gnar ALSO NIDALEE? SHE.TAKES . NO . SKILL . I. DON'T . CARE . NIDALEE . MAINS . LET . THE . HATE . TRAIN . FLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND WHY KEEP THISitem 3742 WHEN YOU CAN KEEP THISitem 3829 LIKE SERIOUSLY RITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MLDzXnRRR8/10/2015, 3:07:19 PM2 votes

VAYNE EVERY GAME...

HayRoss8/10/2015, 3:53:26 PM2 votes

Garen VILLIANS ARE NOT BEING SLAIN BY THE MIGHT OF DEMACIA!

CatAndBookTails8/10/2015, 3:53:35 PM2 votes

WHAT . THE. FUCK. IS. A. SONIC!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHqRHDZ6C5Y

KabiMode8/10/2015, 3:55:18 AM2 votes

Darius DUNKIN DINGUS GETS 200 FREE AD AND APPLIES 400% MORE BLOOD PER BLOOD AS A REWARD FOR PRESSING R.

AMYS GRAVE8/10/2015, 8:39:11 AM2 votes

WHY HAS NO ONE CREATED THIS THREAD UNTIL NOW!!!!111! BOARDS ARE DUMB FOR NOT DOING THIS SOONER WTH!!!

Gentleman Gems8/10/2015, 8:48:11 AM2 votes

EVERYONE IS RAGING FOR NO REASON!!! EVEN I AM RAGING FOR NO REASON!!!! WHY AM I RAGING!!!, UPDATE TARIC SKIN!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

Mistress Madoka8/10/2015, 9:12:16 AM2 votes

つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE BANS

ALSO FUCK THAT ONE GUY WHO WAS MEAN TO ME

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

YEAH, YOU

YOU'RE MEAN.

STAHP

(PS つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE BANS)

Kojiro Sasaki8/10/2015, 9:55:18 AM2 votes

I'M A FIORA MAIN. NOBODY STANDS IN MY NEW ULT'S HEAL AURA. GAAH.

Earthpine8/10/2015, 10:20:46 AM2 votes

VAYNE IS SO ANNOYING SHE JUST HAS TO AA-TUMBLE-AA TO BEAT A TRADE AND THEN SHE CAN CONDEMN YOU INTO A WALL FOR FREE DAMAGE AAAAAA. THEN WHEN SHE GETS FED SHE SCREWS UP EVERYONE SO HARD I HAD 2 VAYNES BOT LAST GAME AND OUR VAYNE GOT FED AND SHE URDERED THEIR WHOLE TEAM AND IT WAS SO FRUSTRATING HAVING A FED VAYNE THEY WERE MAKING THE GAME BORING CAUSE HE MADE THEM FF@20 AAAAA. AND ANOTHER GAME THE ENEMY'S VAYNE GOT FED AND IT WAS GG SHE SOLO'D EVERYONE AND JUST AAAAAAAA AS SOON AS YOU GOT CONDEMNED YOU MIGHT AS WELL AS JUST OPEN YOUR SHOP SINCE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. AND MOST OF THE TIME WHEN THERE'S A VAYNE ON MY TEAM THEY FEED LIKE NO TOMORROW AND JUST FARM BOT LANE AND FLAME EVERYONE AAAAAAAAA.

NineTailedMystic8/10/2015, 11:31:08 AM2 votes

ALL THE AHRI HATE. SERIOUSLY I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE ONE CHAMPION I CARE ABOUT BEING GOOD AT AND SHE'S RISING TO PICK/BAN STATUS LIKE 5.2. ALSO WHY NERF ARMOR AND BUFF ZED IN THE SAME PATCH. THIS IS ALSO REMINISCENT OF R/SMASHBROS

Hello I am Bird8/10/2015, 11:52:51 AM2 votes

I feel there's a lot of negative energy here...

Ankhr8/10/2015, 1:16:50 PM2 votes

WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING SAFE AND FARMING AND DIE TO THE ENEMY LANER AND /ALL OUTPLAYED. DAFUQ. FUCK THE TOXIC COMMUNITY.

ThunderDad8/10/2015, 10:23:02 PM1 votes

FUCK RIOT DONT NERF FIORA AND THEN IGNORE HER FUCKING ULT YOU SHITTERS

Avarice Aeon8/11/2015, 1:11:59 AM1 votes

I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A PROBLEM WITH VAYNE, BUT I'M SERIOUSLY SICK OF SEEING HER EVERY GAME. I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER ABILITIES, THERE ARE OTHER ADCS OUT THERE THAT ARE FUN AND I REALLY JUST WANT MORE VARIETY IN BOT LANE BECAUSE ALMOST EVERY GAME I'M IN THERE IS A VAYNE.

HECK, THERE'S JUNGLE VAYNE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF DEVOURER, AND LEMME TELL YOU, IT IS TRUELY AWESOME YET IMPRACTICAL TO USE DUE TO THE FACT IT WILL TAKE YOU OVER 25 MINUTES JUST TO BE READY TO FIGHT PEOPLE, AND YOUR GANK POTENTIAL IS HARDLY THERE BECAUSE OF HOW SQUISHY YOU ARE.

P.S.: AHRI IS FINE, PLEASE DON'T NERF HER, SHE'S ONE OF THE ONLY MID PEOPLE I CAN PLAY WHEN Yasuo IS BANNED.

insaiyanbacca8/11/2015, 1:12:35 AM1 votes

YOUR MOTHER

Dylightfull8/11/2015, 1:38:12 AM1 votes

NOTHING'S REALLY PISSING ME OFF RIGHT NOW. IN FACT, IT'S A RATHER NICE DAY. I SHOULD GO OUTSIDE AND READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING.

Trash ADC Btw8/11/2015, 3:01:28 AM1 votes

SATED DEVOURER

CptErikku8/11/2015, 3:49:21 AM1 votes

WHY DON'T SHROOMS EXPLODE ON CONTACT?!?!

Comrade Napoleon8/11/2015, 8:42:42 AM1 votes

MORDES NEW W

ModAttysu The Poro8/11/2015, 8:52:19 AM1 votes

ALL PEOPLE DO IS PLAY VAYNE THEN GO 1V5 DOUBLELIFT STYLE AND THEN WHEN I SAY WHY DID YOU DO THAT THEY ALL FLAME ME FOR NOT ENGAGING AS LEONA EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T THERE AND IT WASN'T MY FAULT! ;-;

ALSO MORE BANS BECAUSE RITO PLS ALSO BUY WTFAST EVEN THOUGH IT DOES NOTHING.

I PLAYED A GAME AS TRISTANA AND I WAS REALLY RUSTY, SO MY CSING WAS PRETTY TERRIBLE, AND EVERYONE KEPT FLAMING ME AND THEN ALL REPORTED ME AND NOW I'M SITTING HERE ASKING MYSELF WHY DO I PLAY THIS GAME THEN I REMEMBER I SPENT OVER 200 DOLLARS SO I HAVE TO.

(I'm not much of a rager... did I do a good job? ;-; all these stories are true)

DogIsGod8/11/2015, 9:38:52 AM1 votes

ANNIE.

illusydara8/11/2015, 12:12:50 PM1 votes

STOP SAYING THAT HEARTSEEKER ASHE IS SEXIER THAN HEARTSEEKER VAYNE! THOSE GLASSES ARE THE SEXIEST THING IN THE WORLD. YOU'RE ALL JELLY.

Wait...

YOUR ALL JELLY

Ironclad Dragon8/11/2015, 1:52:44 PM1 votes

FIZZ. THIS LITTLE CRAP.

Ironclad Dragon8/11/2015, 1:56:07 PM1 votes
Shroom Junkie8/11/2015, 1:58:33 PM1 votes

MUNDO MUNDO.

Kitty Darkstar8/11/2015, 8:53:01 PM1 votes

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN ANCHOVIES