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And we're... YOUR CARRY BOTPARENTS!
Yep, exactly, 100% accurate. They're always idiots. (Before you judge me, I've duo'd before and my partner is usually an idiot and I just act like a goofball cause I'm bored.)
Nothing makes me lose all hope faster than seeing "duo bot" in champ select.
when I saw the fairly odd parents I expected the "blah blah blah your needs" quote.
yes yes we are
Everything about this is true.
duo bot in ranked both feed and go 0/7 Duo 1: "OMG THIS SHITTY JGLER NO GANK" Jungler: "uhh dude im devourers I kinda need to farm, and I can only gank lanes that are ahead so.." Duo 2: "Stfu noob" Duo1(all): "report noc verb abuse" Duo 2(all): "Yeah, he's been trashtalking whole game" Enemy(all):k. Jungler: wtf
and you lose the game, you get a warning for verbal abuse and the automated system hits rip.
I duo'd with a friend of mine once; he mains Kog'Maw ADC and so we had a two-man "Protect the Puppy" strat. I picked Alistar and I kept everyone away from him- he proceeded to viciously assault the enemy team in a manner than can only be referred to as "rape".