You/Your main just walked in on this
What is their first thought?
(It's Riven and Shyvana in case you can't tell >_>)
(Also I guess if you're a Riven or Shyvana main the question should be how did this happen?)
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You could say she'd be... speechless 
"Fucking Demacians..."
be like
http://pre02.deviantart.net/64b1/th/pre/i/2016/004/c/4/mordekaiser_sticker_by_nimrohd-d9mqzyy.jpg
"My stinger is ready...."
"What.... On earth are you two doing?"
{{summoner:35}} "I expected Caitlyn and Vi to be honest."
"Perhaps we should-"
{{summoner:35}} "Leave? Way ahead of you."
: .... why are you in my house .-.
I would usually go with Lulu for these kind of threads but I honestly have no clue how she would react so I am gonna go with my second main instead.
She would probably join in.
would ult them and would be followed by a wombo combo yas ult.
She would be like this is purrfect 
Me: Riven, could we swap with Shyvana's permission?
: There's a better rack over here.
: You could have at least eaten the wedding cake i baked first
: insert terrible joke here
Me(awkwardly): Um... wait, what?
LIVE YOUR LIFE, PURSUE YOUR DESIRES, WHAT ELSE MATTERS!?
Sion's first thought "Oh how lovely. I should leave them be."
His second thought and what he actually says "TRAITOR!!!! CARNAGE!!!!!"
distracted. . .
http://img00.deviantart.net/cb72/i/2014/030/0/7/bronze_corki_by_elizabethbeals-d74f3le.jpg
Now he pays for it
I happen to be a Shyvana main. And this, right here, is:
I main 
. I guess he would just say "GET OFF MY LAWN," like he does to everyone else.
Okay then, lets go to my secondary main,
. He would say something along the lines of "Is this... um, normal for Runterrans?"
he'd be rock solid.
(not a malphite main but this joke was too easy)
"Don't say anything till I get back with popcorn. I wanna see them tear you limb from limb when they realize you're watching"
Me: "Uuuhhh SCREW THIS!"
Excuse me?
"Ho ho HO I guess it's Christmas for me!" Jumps onto them and proceeds to do Fizz things
: Hey ladies, got room for two?
: Taric, I'm not sure I'm ready for this
: Too late, it's already starting ;)
I bet you can guess what my main would do >;]
nose bleed
"Life is short... and ours to take" "SO ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS!"
<_________< * makes grabby hands to booty, gets loaded with arrows.*
She was propped up on her sword, and it broke, so she fell on 
's chest.
She knew she shoulda sprung for the blade warranty.
: Tragic, let us leave this horrible scene.
Me : I'M WITH YOU THERE BUDDY