if you had to choose would you rather be A) https://gyazo.com/c8ae7aa6a693512a6293b742d113fc5d.jpg A minion whos only purpose is to die to an enemy champion Or B) https://gyazo.com/738db8be355214654cbe6d64b652338b.jpg The scuttlecrab whos only purpose is to provide vision
Scuttle, because technically you don't die and you're not farmed over and over again, you actually live longer than an ordinary minion most of the times.
Well technically, the scuttle crab doesn't die so.... SCUTTLE CRAB IS THE OBVIOUS WINNER!
Scuttle Crab. Why? Best at juking skillshots.
Scuttle because they don't actually die they swim into the river.
A minion, because of this https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KL77ospQ_NM/Vt8-CSs-ZUI/AAAAAAAAMBQ/aQvYw-sqTRQ/s1600/bluemelee.jpg
SCUTTLE FOR THEM JOOKS
