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Melledoneus57 votes

Now we know who's getting a raise. Or fired. Depending on which arm Tryndamere feels like using.

MavenSong8 votes

His right arm IS stronger than his left

Ashe Jungle7 votes

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His right arm IS stronger than his left

Better for giving a raise with, eh? -.-

MavenSong5 votes

Exactly

Electric Buyers1 votes

By far

Aír28 votes

I like that guy.

Like.

I really really like that guy.

bulldoggamer11 votes

Riot support is the best.

HighH15 votes

Except when they don't even read your stuff and give you a canned response

bulldoggamer9 votes

What do you expect from a team of probably 100 people dealing with a local player base of like 20 million? They're going to have canned responses for frequently occurring subjects, it saves them time, money and it's usually going to be the thing that is most effective in making sure all of the necessary information is included.

Demon King Maou4 votes

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What do you expect from a team of probably 100 people dealing with a local player base of like 20 million? They're going to have canned responses for frequently occurring subjects, it saves them time, money and it's usually going to be the thing that is most effective in making sure all of the necessary information is included.

Don't see why people expect unique responses though i'm happy to know that my report is being looked into and that's all that I ask for

bulldoggamer3 votes

Because people get this idea that the world revolves around them. So they feel the need to be treated like their hot shit, when in reality they aren't.

Vistha Kai5 votes

It's not even about unique responses.

It's about the fact, most of the time they respond in a manner, that makes you question yourself, why you wasted time writing anything, because of how derailed answers can get.

I got suspended from Boards and asked for lifting my ban and the response I got was,

"The up/down voting system helps our Boards self-moderate. Players who find a topic offensive or inappropriate can downvote a post to help hide the contents."

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bulldoggamer2 votes

I've dealt with them multiple times (never for behavior issues) and they've been nothing but helpful and transparent. Treat them like real people with real concerns besides yourself and you'll find you get much better results.

womanslaughter1 votes

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I've dealt with them multiple times (never for behavior issues) and they've been nothing but helpful and transparent. Treat them like real people with real concerns

** besides yourself ** ^^^THIS is a request beyond the imagination of 99% of the league community

and you'll find you get much better results.

bulldoggamer1 votes

No it isn't. people aren't that bad.

Aeszarck2 votes

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Riot support is the best.

People trash them sometimes, but they're sure as hell better than soooo many other companies.

TeCoolMage1 votes

No homo

...Okay maybe

Chaos68912 votes

Actually got a response that wasn't automated -_-

Deep Terror Nami48 votes

They are never automated (unless it says it's from Blitzcrank Bot), they are canned responses. They don't usually have the luxury of making a unique response because they always have more to answer, and the vast majority of the time a unique or personal response is not necessary.

Demon King Maou21 votes

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They are never automated (unless it says it's from Blitzcrank Bot), they are canned responses. They don't usually have the luxury of making a unique response because they always have more to answer, and the vast majority of the time a unique or personal response is not necessary.

Well I'm glad I got that guy Started my day off with a smile :P

Supreme Senpai692 votes

I'm glad you shared this, started my day off with a smile too haha. That guy's awesome

Junkο5 votes

I doubt that though. A lot of the times I get completely nonsensical replies that show the Riot Support doesn't even read what I ask them for.

Deep Terror Nami11 votes

I have never had this issue through my many tickets; sometimes they can make a mistake though, they handle tickets all day long and may mess up eventually. If your ticket is not resolved or you are having issues with the support representative, you can always keep the ticket open and talk to them. If you still have problems, let me know.

Duke Anax1 votes

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They are never automated (unless it says it's from Blitzcrank Bot), they are canned responses. They don't usually have the luxury of making a unique response because they always have more to answer, and the vast majority of the time a unique or personal response is not necessary.

They can personalize their canned response though.

Decrit12 votes

That Fill or Feed at the end tho xD

Pale Pirate2 votes

I wondered if it would be possible to feed that way.

CHEESYLEEKS6 votes

Gift 1200 guns

It Hertz When IP5 votes

I've always gotten pleasant responses whenever I had a ticket, those guys are awesome.

Chatillon3 votes

This, is amazing

Yay Rito!

FastAsHeck3 votes

I wonder if he got the reference!

Maximum Morde2 votes

RIP 1200 Guns. Gonna be fired for going off Company Script. It was an uphill battle for him just having the words Guns in his name, now he's toast.

Demon King Maou3 votes

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RIP 1200 Guns. Gonna be fired for going off Company Script. It was an uphill battle for him just having the words Guns in his name, now he's toast.

Oh man I hope not Finally found a rioter I like :P

Natusfalcon2 votes

i thought all of them was an automated response, thats good to know

Meta Phyton1 votes

Reporting won't work, even when it's promised that it's a work in progress. I know what will though - what will make the game better.

Demon King Maou1 votes

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Reporting won't work, even when it's promised that it's a work in progress. I know what will though - what will make the game better.

What would that be?

Meta Phyton2 votes

Sigh.. hold on actually. You could read my post once if you liked, but I really should .. fix it up, to make it more appropriate. I have a bad feeling about leaving the whole thing up as it was.

KuroTheHero1 votes

Is your name a reference to the devil works part time?

Demon King Maou2 votes

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Is your name a reference to the devil works part time?

Yeah its a reference to the main character "Sadaou maou" or "Satan Jacob"

SAO D3m1try1 votes

RIOT this still is a s%$#$ im unranked and the game put me against platinums ans diamonds, and this is becoming really really BOOOOOORRIIING

Aerothal7 votes

in norms

Epic rekit1 votes

and when riot sees that and fires him

Demon King Maou1 votes

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and when riot sees that and fires him

? ? ? ? Why would they fire him?

Epic rekit1 votes

for not being "serious enough"

Demon King Maou1 votes

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for not being "serious enough"

I highly doubt that lol

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