Why teemo should be banned from the game (DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY)

He is the inspiration to furry porn

He takes after hitlerss way of poisoning people

he stopped a purple midget named veigar from achieving his dreams

He created a blind so powerful, lee sin cant defend

Lets face it, his laugh is the children's laugh of the innocent orphans he slaughtered in 1880

hes actually a cop who uses police brutality

hes a god damn chameleon. Can become invisible even in a flat surface with no grass around

His mushrooms declined mushroom sales

How the hell can this guy blow out bullets at a high speed that can potentially home in on enemies?