League of Legends Child Education Program

Kuzja1·7/22/2015, 5:14:53 PM·2 votes·931 views

Your last played champion or champions you own are now part of a program made to educate children on t.v.

How do they teach kids?

(Think of it as putting them on Nick Jr.)

12 Comments

Frigid Ice Storm7/22/2015, 6:47:17 PM5 votes

Fiora Slap em on da butt with a ruler.

Embertine7/22/2015, 6:56:15 PM2 votes

Or champions I own? I think this is all of them, (some of them are on another account,) But I'm not sure. . .I've collected a few here and there.

Anivia : "Now remember children! Freezing yourself in a blizzard will ensure your survival for thousands of years!" Annie : "Playing with fire is fun!" Ashe : "Work together and you will stand triumphant." Azir : "SHURIMA! Also give me that sandbox!" Bard : Makes several horn sounds and floats about Caitlyn : "Remember kids, always aim for the apple!" Gunshot sounds Chogath : "Remember children. . .it is I who lurks beneath your beds!" demonic laughter Gangplank : "A good few pints will wash all ya worries away! YAAARG!" Garen : "Truth! JUSTICE!! and the Demacian way!" Graves : "And this is why you don't cheat kids. . ." Shotgun blast Irelia : "Balance is key." Jinx : "It's fun to play with guns! Come on kids! Let's go have us a blast!" Kalista : "Ever had someone steal one of your toys? Just let me know and vengeance shall be yours. . ." Katarina : "Yeah I don't teach kids." Kayle : "Order must prevail over all. . .or you're going to hell. Trust me I'm an angel." Khazix : "It's time to play hide and go eat- uh, I mean go seek out in the woods kids!" KogMaw : "SOOoo hungry. . . ." Leona : "Praise the sun! The sun and all its glory!" Lulu : "Isn't this a fun game?" No one understands that the cute little squeaks and chirps coming from the animals are actually transformed children screaming in pure terror. Lux : "A double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a rainbow is an abstract-" Everyone is falling asleep from boredom. Malzahar : "Look into the void!" Show gets canceled after reports start coming in of children dying after staring into his eyes for too long on the TV screen. Pantheon : "I'll teach you the ways of war!" The next generation is thoroughly instructed on the art of war and become highly skilled tacticians by the age of ten. RekSai : "tch tktktk! SCREEEEEEEAAAA!!!" No one is sure exactly what the show is. Renekton : "I'll rend your flesh!" Riven : "How to reforge your runeblade in the heat of combat!" Ryze : "No. Just no." Shen : "Balance in all things. . .No I am not Sub Zero!" Shyvana : "Boxing 101! Ignite you hands in fire strong enough to melt steal! Then tear into your opponent as if they just murdered you father right in front of you!" Children start crying. Sion : "COOOWAAARDS!! Sivir : "How being a sellsword can benefit you!" Sona : ". . . . ." plays musical beats and quickly draws in the ratings. No one is sure if it's the music or her boobs though. . . Soraka : "Let me heal you!" Plays in a kid's hospital type show. Talon : "Now where did I leave that blade?" Hit TV show similar to blue's clues, where you have to help him find the blade he has lost, and often the person he has lost it in. . . Teemo : "Follow the scouts code!" Gets canceled after an episode where Teemo show children how to find mushroom out and the wild and hundreds of kids die from poisoning. Tristana "Is that a rocket in you pocket?" Due to her cute appearance and bouncy movements, she quickly becomes a child icon and sells merchandise like crazy. Mother however don't like her because of a certain catch phrase of hers that their children love repeating. Urgot : Quickly gets canceled as no one can watch it without throwing up. Vayne : Gets canceled after a few episodes after DC Comics sues the show for copyright infringements. Veigar : "I'll show you evil!" Becomes a beloved villain in a child's cartoon where even adults love to wear T-shirts with him on them. Vladimir : Gets pulled off air after failing to meat the rating standards for a children's show. Warwick : Get's confused with a werewolf show. Zac : "I would look good in a suit." Becomes popular do to his personality and bounciness. Zed : Gets canceled after the show is sued for ripping off Shredder from TMNT. Zyra : Teaches children how to care for plants and grow their gardens. However also does a second LATENIGHT show for adults only selling victoria's secret underwear and certain other products.