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MF is my Waifu47 votes

Well, you're not wrong.

Ichinose1 votes

#RITO MOAR AHRI SKINZ

Ionian25 votes

makes sense

aítch11 votes

+1 for Ahri in and post about Ahri in a nutshell

Mael bro5 votes

Ahri's still a slut though.

Sulghunter2 votes

Well... that is sorta her thing though. I mean, how else is she going to lure men away so that she can siphon off their life force?

rtbf2061059051 votes

That was according to the old lore.

Also the Summoners made a deal to retain her life-force if she fought in the Fields of Justice, so we never saw Ahri in her...desperate sexy huntress mode.

ChaosThief1 votes

The figure also provides some vision into this "desperate sexy huntress" mode. They had some lore added in with it, if you haven't read it I suggest you do so.

rtbf2061059051 votes

How?

ChaosThief1 votes

http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/story-art/MYebOZWb-new-ahri-story

Take a look. I think the site had this removed since the figurine is being updated, but you may find it interesting~

rtbf2061059051 votes

Okay..interesting.

Though it is quite odd as to how she would keep retaining her humanity without killing innocent people....

AP Ekkonomics3 votes

Yea she is. I think it's her sexiness that makes her one of the most picked champs.Ahri

Transgressor3 votes

Oh? I thought it was because of weeaboos.

Troll for Trump3 votes

As downvoted as these comments will be, 'tis the truth :I

Transgressor2 votes

Which part, the sexiness or the weeaboos?

Keep in mind, her sexiness is used as a tool to abduct men and eat them :D

Troll for Trump2 votes

both

yay nibbers2 votes

Here I was thinking it was because she's one of the safest mid picks

Troll for Trump1 votes

Well a lot of picks are pretty safe. Zed is safe. He's popular too. Annie isn't but is popular Ezreal is safe but isn't popular Leblanc is safe but isn't popular

aítch1 votes

I am pretty sure there aren't that many racists in league... or did you mean otaku? YES I AM QUITE TRIGGERED~

Transgressor1 votes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otaku http://el.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Weeaboo

Both are pretty fucking bad if you ask me. Can't we all just love our stuff without being psychotic about it?

aítch1 votes

otaku is just a guy who likes japanese culture weeaboo however... that is just

Rympha1 votes

Both are still quite the insult. Otaku is actually a bad stigma to have in Japan itself, and is not to the entirety of the Japanse culture. It focuses on the Anime/Manga aspect, and one's obsession over those things. You definitely do not want to be called either name.

aítch1 votes

in Japan but I live in America so Otaku is literally what I am :L

CorgiParade10 votes

Well and then there's the part where she's one of the strongest midlaners

Jeanne fan club2 votes

as an ahri main with over 2000 games, on this patch she is nothing compared to malz lux brand anivia or veigar. I suggest playing those for easy braindead wins.

CorgiParade1 votes

I have to disagree. I never see a Malzahar or Veigar shut down most of the enemy team like an Ahri does, and I'm not the only one. It also seems a little harder for a Lux to do what an Ahri does later game. I haven't seen or heard about many Anivia/Brand games, so I can't say much for certain about those.

Jeanne fan club1 votes

Shut down most of the enemy team? Ahris Q is the only thing in her kit that hits multiple targets (consistantly anyways). Her laning is extremely weak this patch, to the point where 70% of midlaners have an advantage against her simply because they have faster/safer/easier thunder lords procs. Comparing abilities, her Q does about the same damage as any one ability of the 5 I've mentioned. Her charm does 1/3 - 1/2 of that until late game where everyone is so tanky it doesn't matter, and her w is ~1/2 at all stages of the game (assuming you hit all 3 orbs). Her ult can do = damage to her Q, but that's assuming the enemy you are outplaying doesn't have a targeted stun, or aoe slow.

The 5 I've mentioned have some form of zone control and are able to hit an entire team, or at least do considerable multi target damage with 2 or more abilities. Ahri however, can only do reasonable multi target damage with her q, her W and R are completely random, and the acquisition ranges have been extremely inconsistent lately. 95% of the time I use ahris W I only hit 2 foxfires, and the only way to hit all 3 is if I'm within 200 range. Malzahar has an aoe silence, and a max health burn, along with ~3000 hp and an ult that as of now, can one shot. Yes I've actually 100-0 someone as malzahar with just his ult, granted I was 7-2 with roa, liandries and rylais and it was on the enemy adc.

Lux has 3 multi target abilities, I don't think i need to elaborate on why scoring 1000 damage on her ult, along with all the cc she has is sort of annoying. Sure she needs to scale up but her laning is extremely safe, and her E is one of the easiest skillshots to land in the game. Brand has a huge banrate for a reason. He has always been this ridiculously overpowered, its just now people are noticing. His W is probably the easiest skillshot of its class to hit. When I was playing these 5 in ranked I would always just spam brand w lvl one in the midlane. 70% of the time I would force the opposing laner to back pre lvl-2. His Aoe is ridiculous, and his max hp burn makes whatever team has him brand win. Veigar is possibly the 2nd easiest midlaner other than annie. Not much to say here, excellent zone control that shuts ahri down, untill recently he was the only champ in the game with a literal 1 shot button. He is way too easy to harness all the power of a huge aoe stun, infinite scaling and a 1:1 ap ratio on half of his abilities.

Anivia was something that I didn't notice until recently. Her laning has become WAY too safe. Safe to the point where harass doesn't even matter. Ahri for example, does no damage with her q to her. However, this is up for debate because I find ahris Q damage to be extremely inconsistent. I've found it can fluctuate between 1/3 and 1/7th on 2 enemies with the same health and mr. I've even found instances where the true damage is doing less than the tooltip says (according the the numbers that show up when hitting something). Sure Ahri has her ult for outplays, but the 5 that I've mentioned are all pretty tanky, or have the CC to easily deal with her (veigar E, Anivia Ult E, Lux E slow into Q, Malz R, Brands E Q). All 5 that I have mentioned have consistent 100-0's on anyone who isn't a tank/juggernaut, but Ahri can only 100-0 an averagly fed ADC midgame, or the enemy midlaner assuming she is fed.

Almost everyone who has played Ahri that I know says that she is pretty lacking compared to the new meta Midlaners, I've even had a master player tell me that Ahri cant do much in this meta. I'm ranked the 854th best Ahri player in NA and I still can barely use her in this meta. She just isn't good vs the 5 that I have mentioned (Anivia is debatable though)

CorgiParade1 votes

She just isn't good vs the 5 that I have mentioned

If we're talking about laning phase, I can say that Veigar and Malzahar are the only ones Ahri isn't "good" against. Ahri can dodge the stuns from both Brand and Anivia, and Lux just isn't hard. If you're not dodging with Spirit Rush you're doing something wrong, even if you feel like it would be going to "waste". When it comes to later game Ahri still scales damn well and does a ton of damage combined with high mobility.

Jeanne fan club1 votes

She doesn't scale nearly as well as the 5 I've mentioned, and I never said anything about her not being able to survive the lane phase, its coming out ahead that's one sided. It doesn't matter if you can dodge anivias stun. pre lvl 6 is such a small time frame that unless someone is outstandingly bad, nothing will happen except for a small farm advantage. post lvl 6 Anivia can just walk though a minion wave and e ult for one of the most ridiculous poke combos in the game. Every tick from her ult counts towards thunderlords decree, and her double damage targeted E will nuke you for about 2/3 of your health when she only has catalyst and tear. Landing ahris full combo on her when she walks up doesn't mean anything because she can trade more damage back in only 2 abilities. Brand is straight up obnoxious, I played him for a bit of freelo last season in plat. 70% of the time I played him all I needed to do was spam W. every time it was up place it on the enemy and it would hit 90% of the time. Out of all the games I played with him, 7 of them I got my first kill lvl 1-2. His W is ridiculously hard to dodge, and does way too much damage for a lvl 1 ability. Lux is a bit different, its a lot more even than the others, the only difference is that if lux hits a binding post 6 it means you are dead, if you hit a charm it means that you can do about 65% of her max hp, then wait for the next opportunity. The difference between ahri and the 5 others I've mentioned is that the 5 others are great in teamfights. They have aoe abilities and the damage to deal with tanks as long as other teammates are there. Ahri however only has a single target stun which is really only effective if its landed on someone important. Even then She most likely won't have the damage to deal with them alone so its up to your teammates. killing someone with ahri usually includes her having to dash in for the ult damage, making her in danger to anyone with a decent reaction time. I don't have a problem staying alive as Ahri, over 130 games in ranked I average 3 deaths per game, its the fact that even when I'm ahead of the enemy laner, I still don't have the damage to outplay and kill them. I can land every ability, dodge all of theirs but still not get the kill because her numbers are lacking compared to those of the 5 I have mentioned.

Ichinose1 votes

No. I am NOT picking her beacuse her sexiness (-_-)

NegusInParis1 votes

she's not you sexist Gragas

Snez1 votes

+1

The Letter H4 votes

[zombie-brand-clap] I'm not even mad

FrickendaChicken1 votes

Where does everyone get these? I've been looking for them everywhere

TurquoiseYoshi1 votes

To the right of Ahri, to the right of Flash, to the right of Doran's Ring is a picture of Jinx. Click on it. [slayer-jinx-wink]

FrickendaChicken1 votes

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs] Thanks friendo

Zhire3 votes

At first, I was like "wuuuuuuuuh?" THEN, I realize the title.

Ice Weasel X3 votes

?ti ni "mamm" dah LRU eht taht eciton esle enoyna diD

Hello I am Bird4 votes

Rammus Ok

Hella Kaiser2 votes

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

Stars Shaper2 votes

Upvote for accuracy.

kaltenashes2 votes

welldone

BastionKross2 votes

DAMN IT!

There's a pun to be made here about Ahri and "busting a nut", but I can't put it together.

Phreak, I need you!

Maple Crusader2 votes

Everyone wants to get Ahri's nutshell.

Ichinose1 votes

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Snez1 votes

makes sense; ahri is crazi Ahri item 3070

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