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The jungle is so lonely.

Fritterz·10/28/2016, 9:49:53 PM·3 votes·1,297 views

I jungle sometimes... I miss the ghost dog. I would keep my stacks at 29 for as long as I could just to avoid consuming the ghost dog.

I love the ghost dog. Maybe more than I should. I have a wife... but she came second to ghost dog when it was around.

https://lifeloveandlucy.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/lucy-ghost-dog.jpg

I know it was buggy and wasn't perfect, but neither are your for ghost sake.

PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU. I PINE FOR GHOST DOG. caps

What would I do for a Klondike Bar? IDGAF! I would kill for my ghost dog to return.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GHOSTY, RETURN MY GHOST DOG OR FACE THE WRATH OF FRITTERZ!!!! caps

http://i.imgur.com/Y5gpl.gif"

2 Comments

Squidsmastah10/29/2016, 2:24:24 AM1 votes

I would devour the souls of all mortal men and proceed to cannibalize their first born children then force any remaining survivors to work as my slaves while I slowly tear their insanity in half and lacerate their souls into oblivion. Then, I would swallow whole any who dare defy me so I can absorb their essence while they slowly waste away in my stomach** and make their souls wander in the Twisting Nether for all eternity without any chance of escape**.

And as icing on the cake,
#I WOULD PLUNGE THIS WORLD INTO A CATACLYSM SO DISASTROUS IT WOULD MAKE EVEN THE MOST TWISTED AND CORRUPTED BEINGS OF FEAR AND TERROR QUESTION THEIR OWN SANITY.

I'm only the spawn of an Old One so terrifying not even Lovecraft knew he existed kappa.