Your Main's Birthday is coming up

RaptorKarr··5 votes·944 views

What do you get him/her as a gift?

Riven I could get her a new rune blade, maybe with a five year blade warranty? Nah to obvious, hmmm Maybe some new cloths, i mean those rags she wears don't look very comfy or warm, though who wants cloths as a birthday gift? maybe some gold, no, no that seems like I don't care enough.......hmmmm

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japan hate acc3 votes

Talon More blades.

Tempura King3 votes

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Talon More longswords.

Ftfy

Blue Moon Wolf2 votes

MonkeyKing Bananas and A new lore

Skelenth2 votes

Velkoz/Xerath: My Physics book

Veigar: World domination

Xantak1 votes

A mug with a brass knuckle handle for Vi , the Freljord Crown of Frost and a hot beef injection for Sejuani .

Krinu1 votes

Soraka

Honestly? Not sure. She doesn't really strike me as the "material possessions" type.

JayHog19921 votes

Well, if you're not wounded, that's reward already so she doesn't have to heal you and risk her life. :P

Aír3 votes

I'll get her a friend that doesn't want to rip her heart out and use it in a mysterious concoction.

Krinu1 votes

Hmm. "Happy Birthday, Soraka! We hired Sivir to kill Warwick for you!"

Has potential.

Although... my personal favorite alternate interpretation of that potion is that he doesn't need her literal heart... if you know what I mean...

Ionian1 votes

Ahri Hmm some flowers? Doesn't seem too amazing but girls tend to like that. Chocolate is a big no-no because it's toxic for canidae, which includes foxes (fact). I could give her my soul, and she would probably like that, but then I'd be dead. Maybe I could buy her a swimsuit so we can finally have Pool Party Ahri!

Lapis1 votes

Nami A moonstone obviously

Lauchmelder1 votes

Azir - SHURIMA!

At least I'm gonna help him rebuild it.

Stars Shaper1 votes

Xerath

Tesla coils

JayHog19921 votes

Teemo Would give him a birthday cake in the shape of a mushroom. Would buy him a Bandle City beret so he looks more of a captain and would spend a weekend with him someplace friendly because all he needs is a good friend that actualy cares for him and won't just use him to be hated towards his enemies.

esmelar1 votes

Morgana a brand new pair of wings!

Janna probably clothes

Nami moon stones, if I can find some Braum a brush for his moustache

TheSequelsRBad1 votes

Cho'gath.

Well, if I really wanted to go all out, I would just buy him a cow or something.

CannonLordFreed1 votes

Zyra Umm... a potted venus flytrap and maybe some more potted jungle plants. I bet she'd like that.

Catastrop1 votes

Lissandra I'm going to buy her that new skin.and kill off Ashe/Sejuani players.

Embertine1 votes

Leona Give her the Moon Sun.

Shyvana Give her a Dragonslayer's skin. No I don't mean a new skin from the Dragonslayer theme. I mean go out and skin a Dragonslayer and present her with the freshly tanned pelt.

Poppy Hammer polish. Can't beat a mother f@cker with a dull hammer!

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Leona A miniature sun.

Darius or Dunk1 votes

Nautilus Revenge and some anchor/diving suit polish

Fused Zamas1 votes

Gangplank

A new pistol and more oranges. Maybe some sword polish too.

Dark Nephthys1 votes

Anivia I would of found a way to get her into "This is War 4" song like she deserved.

Reaper55991 votes

Velkoz: Some humans to distagrate

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