If Riot were a food what would it be?

what riot games looks like to the everyday person

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what riot games looks like to me

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mm yummy. but there's no bugs in it so it can't be riot.

It would be an absolutely perfectly cooked, pan seared steak cooked in a little bit of butter and the tiniest bit of cracked salt on the top. . . ... ...... ........ Then someone came in to the kitchen and covered it in Ketchup. The Ketchup being the Keystones.

squints Made...by...the...great...Papyrus. The heck?!?

Classic.