Lets make an ability sound OP!

A Liberal·Oct 9, 2015·3 votes·1,269 views

Lets play a game where we make abilities sound horrendously OP by excluding details.

The only rule is that everything you say HAS to be true, however creative language is allowed and expected.

Ex: has a hard scaling heal that deals 10% max health true damage and heals a ton on a 2 second cooldown.

37 Comments

UNSCOct 9, 20155 votes

Veigar has one of the highest damage ults in the game and deals bonus damage the stronger you are!

HayRossOct 9, 20155 votes

Draven is Draven! So OP!

EvilMerodachOct 9, 20154 votes

Ahri gets 2 summoner 4 's that deal heat-seeking missile damage to 3 enemies on a 0.5 second cooldown with no mana cost.

Ashe gets a global, AoE, 3.5 second stun.

Aatrox Anivia Zac CAN NOT DIE.

Pantheon doesn't take damage from towers.

Bard can heal allies anywhere on the map.

Udyr ignores unit collision and stuns with every autoattack.

IonianOct 9, 20152 votes

And her Q does aoe true damage that scales with ap.

ZyorhistOct 9, 20151 votes

I thought it was 3 dashes.

EvilMerodachOct 9, 20151 votes

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I thought it was 3 dashes.

It is, but the 1st one costs 100 mana and has a 110 second cooldown. "excluding details" part ;)

ZyorhistOct 9, 20151 votes

you could just exclude the mana cost and cooldown and just say 3 dashes to make it sound more powerful.

SquidsmastahOct 9, 20153 votes

Veigar deals 40% of the targets health in true damage and silences them for 1 minute. 1 second cooldown.

A LiberalOct 10, 20151 votes

e.e Thats not true

SquidsmastahOct 10, 20153 votes

I thought it meant alter what an ability does to make it sound OP. :P

ScribbsOct 11, 20151 votes

It'd be more like: Veigar 's ultimate, Super mega uber massive damage smack explosion boom pow GG, deals a HUGE amount of base burst damage that cannot be dodged. This ability gains tonnes of bonus damage based on the target's damage output, so building damage to counter this ability is very ineffective, and almost impossible to pull off well. This ability gains extra damage as well from Veigar's own AP, which can be farmed with his Q to enhance the damage on all of his abilities.

That's more like it.

SSJTribeOct 9, 20153 votes

TwistedFate this guy literally earns more gold than everyone else just by cs'ing like he's supposed to. What the actual F

ChroyoOct 9, 20153 votes

Garen gets a heavy silence and hard ms boost which deals bonus ad, is manaless and can deal potential true damage.

SlimyDanOct 9, 20153 votes

Chogath gets a true damage ult that deals 1000 (+ 70% AP) damage and can be on a cooldown of 24 seconds.

Nunu 1000 true damage on a 5.4 second cooldown.

A LiberalOct 10, 20151 votes

Damn never thought about chogath like that xD

SquidsmastahOct 10, 20153 votes

Blitzcrank Pulls people in, knocks em up, then silences them. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A LiberalOct 10, 20151 votes

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

EvilMerodachOct 10, 20153 votes

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Pulls people in, knocks em up, then silences them. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alistar can knock you up, and get away with it. - Phreak ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

HentRexOct 11, 20152 votes

Warwick knows when you're bleeding, decides to hold you down while his friends pound you.

legionnaire99Oct 14, 20151 votes

Pulls people in, knocks em up, put the to sleep

Kal Vas FlamOct 9, 20152 votes

Blaze: Wrecks 8% of the enemy's max health just because you landed a skill shot. Good work bro.

EvilMerodachOct 9, 20151 votes

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Blaze: Wrecks 8% of the enemy's max health just because you landed a skill shot. Good work bro.

Actually, his E is an 8 second cooldown, point-and-click, AoE, 8% max hp, AP scaling ability.

ChaosThiefOct 9, 20152 votes

Karthus kills all enemies on the map whenever you please.

AirSonanceOct 10, 20152 votes

Braum

Ultimate. Creates a massive fissure of ice through solid dirt ground, knocking everyone up and slowing anyone who walks over the fissure.

...Okay, it probably sounded better in my head. What do you think?

Live2LetDieOct 9, 20151 votes

Vayne, silver bolt now stacks 5+ Permanent ad every time it procs, if silver bolt kills an enemy it marks them for silver spree which deals +10% max health as true damage for the rest of the game.

ModWulf HelhammerOct 9, 20152 votes

You didn't get the point of this game

ZyorhistOct 9, 20151 votes

Graves Passive: free tank stats for a marksman. This man becomes more invulnerable the longer he is in combat.

ModWulf HelhammerOct 9, 20151 votes

Quinn has an automatic on hit steroid that deals a minimum of 50% of her attack damage

John Do3Oct 9, 20151 votes

DrMundo Q can deal % health of an enemy as damage on a 3 sec cooldown and can heal half his health with his ulti. Neither of these abilities have to scale. On top of that, his passive is % Health regen. He gets out of disables with his W, and his E increases his damage output by a large amount. This Doc gives himself buffs.

EmbertineOct 10, 20151 votes

Shyvana Q, Twin Bite, Is an animation canceling ability allowing Shyvana to chain up to three attacks in quick succession. Proper itemization allows Shyvana to quickly deal 7.5 times auto attack damage in less than a second. This ability also has a four second cooldown without cooldown reduction, and further more cools down 0.5 seconds faster with each auto attack strike.

ScribbsOct 10, 20151 votes

Q: Seismic Shard Throws a homing shard that cannot be dodged towards an enemy champion, dealing a chunk of burst damage and stealing their movement speed, making you go faster while they receive a slow for the same amount. W: Brutal Strikes Empowers Malphite's auto-attacks, making him deal massive bonus damage and AOE splash damage to units near his target. E: Ground Slam Malphite slams the ground, leaving the symbol of the Rito Gods where he hit. Creates a shockwave that echoes out, dealing splash damage to nearby units. This ability's damage scales with armour, meaning that the tankier Malphite is, the more damage he does. R: Unstoppable Force Expels volcanic gases out of Malphite's arse to propel him a large distance in an unstoppable massively OP AOE shouldercharge. Once Malphite arrives at his target location, all enemies in the area are dealt massive damage and hit with one of the longest knock-ups in the game. Has great synergy with Yasuo, who can blink to a team that are all airborne, dealing massive damage to each one of them at the same time and rendering them unable to move or attack. GG.

A LiberalOct 10, 20151 votes

rito nerf malphite plz

ScribbsOct 11, 20151 votes

TahmKench W eats a champion, rendering them unable to attack or move on their own. Tahm, however, can move around with the champion in his mouth, carrying them wherever he pleases. While this is happening, the enemy inside him takes massive % max health damage that scales with Tahm's damage. Alternatively, Tahm can eat an enemy minion or a jungle monster. While the minion or monster is inside Tahm, they take scaling % max health damage. Tahm can spit the minion out over a long range, dealing a chunk of scaling AOE burst damage to all units around the minion/monster's point of impact. The minion/monster also takes extra burst damage while it is being spat out. As another alternative, Tahm can store an allied champion in his mouth. While they are stored, they take no damage and can't be targeted. Tahm can then spit the champion far enough to get them over a wall and to safety. Also, while Tahm has an ally in his mouth, he gains movement speed.

KowagatteOct 11, 20151 votes

Aatrox Zilean can comeback to life whenever they die.

Blue Moon WolfOct 12, 20151 votes

MonkeyKing got 2:

Spins and knocks up enemies, then deals large AOE damage while he starts moving faster the longer it goes on for.
can go invisible and places a fake version of himself that can block damage and will damage you if you stay to close.

WyvernEggOct 12, 20151 votes

Ashe Has a slow, that can be applied forever with no cost! Garen 30% armor and MR! Just because! Shyvana Can turn into a dragon! Ahri CC that makes people walk out of position! Janna Global MS boost-- Oh wait....