Update: Since my old one kinda outdated now.
I think this is how it plays out.
Knock Knock
Me: Umm Hello?
Yes I am here to move in now!
Me: (Well there is a wall behind me and she has a cross bow) Right this way Vayne.
Knock Knock
Me: Vayne 2nd door on the right is the room you are taking. No not tha-. Oh never mind.
opens door
Me: Well, uh, Hello. Nice...... Um...... What ever that is.
Why Thank you. I am moving in!
Me: (Oh FFS well He can shoot me with lightning so Yeah he comes) Since you can kill me easily yo-
Summoner! I am here to Protect my living space!
Me: Damn it Pantheon. I don't have room for everyone in the League. But W.e You and Xerath are 1st door on the left.
Me: (Man this is getting crowded)
Bang Bang BOOM!
Me: Uh, Where did this bear come from?
Hehe, you smell like Burning!
Me: What in the Hell, Why is my house on fire now? Annie WTF! you are like 8 and you are playing with fire?
Let me Help you!
Me: I take it you are both here for living? (MOTHER HUGGERS) Well you can sleep with Vayne, Annie. Nami, you can room in the Basement.
Takes a walk for 5 minutes
comes Back
Me: Oh you have to be joking me..... VAYNE! Stop trying to play pin the fish to the wall, Annie stop setting Pantheon's helmet ablaze, Xerath.... well you can keep powering my house if you want.
So it begins.