Assassin mains.

RaptorKarr·Dec 15, 2015·106 votes·6,903 views

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As an Assassin main myself I can confirm this to be true.

84 Comments

kitcat300Dec 15, 201562 votes

Killing is the best crowd control.

SolusInCadereDec 15, 201533 votes

they can't hurt us if they're DEAD

peachplumpearDec 15, 201530 votes

Except Kog, Zyra, and Sion :(

SelflessTeammateDec 15, 201527 votes

Karthus, dude. Of anyone to forget as a serious anti-assassin killjoy, you gotta think of Karthus (which is why I play him lovingly in ranked when I mid-lane, with some poor matchup exceptions).

Ah, Karthus. My win rate with you after so many games is even better than Rammus because of how great a late-game teamfighter you are, and that's saying something.

RyzeReworkDec 15, 20152 votes

Lol I got outta bronze wit kartus jungle lol

LyndrisDec 15, 20155 votes

{quoted}

they can't hurt us if they're DEAD

KogMaw and Zyra would like a word maybe Sion and Yorick too

SolusInCadereDec 16, 20153 votes

Never died to KogMaw passive, he's always too far away to utilize it. Zyra 's i e seen can't land that thing for their life, literally.

Sion is too slow even with the small MS boost

Yorick does he even exist anymore?

LyndrisDec 16, 20153 votes

{quoted}

Never died to passive, he's always too far away to utilize it. 's i e seen can't land that thing for their life, literally.

is too slow even with the small MS boost

does he even exist anymore?

I agree with pretty much all of that but Zyra seems to love hitting me :/

HAIL WHYDRADec 15, 20151 votes

Darius Mains in a nutshell

Celeste BenalDec 16, 20152 votes

Karthus "You can't kill the metal!"

A Superb VillainDec 15, 201555 votes

And when you kill someone repeatedly, even if they aren't worth any gold...

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-51553-joker-its-about-sending-a-mess-LGsx.gif

Handin Out NapsDec 15, 20151 votes

That's litterally what I say when people say I'm stupid for wasting my ult on them :^^^^^^^^^^^^^).

darkmatchwaldoDec 16, 20151 votes

When someone is harrassing their own team in all chat so you decide to give em a little justice

OperationDEEZ1Dec 15, 201540 votes

You can't spell assassin without saying "ass" twice.

TwoDDec 15, 20154 votes

i like ass

UB3R 1337 H4XDec 15, 201510 votes

http://imgur.com/8oRqs7R

Vistha KaiDec 15, 20151 votes

Relevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnEvrOgrbzM

CasterGilgameshDec 15, 201535 votes

i remember a time when being a fed talon and choosing a target was like writing their name in the death note

LadyRenlyDec 15, 201510 votes

you still can

RastaBrothaDec 15, 20155 votes

Ult cd is even less than 40s at tier 3 and 40% cdr

Talon > death note

WillieTheWhaleDec 15, 20153 votes

Aatrox Anivia Bard Ekko Kindred Lissandra Lulu Zilean

XonraDec 15, 20152 votes

{quoted}

i remember a time when being a fed talon and choosing a target was like writing their name in the death note

Sadly now playing Talon at all is almost like just handing the book to the enemy team and giving a big thumbs up.

CasterGilgameshDec 15, 20151 votes

basically

ChatillonDec 15, 20152 votes

I used to do that with fizz, just pick someone and kill them even if they are worthless. And they would always ask why.

"You got a purty mouth" Fizz

MaplecrestDec 15, 20158 votes

Every time an assassin comes in on me I cry a little, then, suddenly I remember I'm a tank main.

kaltenashesDec 15, 20152 votes

you monster

Akali hate those games when i can only kill the adc and maybe the mid laner

ZyorhistDec 15, 20152 votes

Leona Oh...you're gonna dive my adc, here let me come with you....and...stun....oh wait, I got another for you...and stun....no no no...here hold my sword for me....

kaltenashesDec 15, 20152 votes

lol, i hate leona, she and thresh are the reason for my off meta picks for support doesnt work out

i'll go Nocturne support

Leona are you sure?

IcyPepperDec 15, 20151 votes

But that's balanced for an assassin :V

But then again, will matchmaking ever know true balance?

kaltenashesDec 15, 20151 votes

ik, but i wanna that penta so hard (i got one in aram, but its aram)

i once had a game with akali (in blind pick) vs 5 squishie-wishies

....the game crashed while in the loading screen (freaking bugsplat)

tldr our vayne got the penta and quadras, not me ='(

Mael broDec 15, 20155 votes

Full Ap Malphite. The greatest Assassin ever item 3285 item 3089 item 3135 item 3020 item 3151 item 3157

ChaosThiefDec 15, 20151 votes

Unstoppable Force has never been more fun of an ability.

Captain AishiDec 16, 20151 votes

it was, when DFG was still a thing ROFL

darkmatchwaldoDec 16, 20151 votes

when you ult BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BIIIIIIIIITCH

TotalisDec 15, 20154 votes

somebody just watched Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai

KING OF MASKSDec 15, 20152 votes

Everything I know about that anime comes from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFQCX6tIzC4

PROJECT KatarìnaDec 15, 20154 votes

http://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/4356287.jpg

MorbiusmanDec 17, 20151 votes

But if you don't usually play them, are they truly your main?

PROJECT KatarìnaDec 18, 20151 votes

I dont play talon or fizz alot anymore because I have felt that I mastered almost everything on them but I should go for my penta on talon again.

kaltenashesDec 15, 20154 votes

enemy Rengar and Talon after being wrecked by me multiple times : "bullshit champ"

Akali " i'm not sorry dude, i'm just doing my job"

Full BrainDec 15, 20153 votes

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/ff4f5ff0a0f58f265d4bbfe18ea981f9ee39371e6aa6adf6bb96924245db2d3d_1.gif

Only Play DariusDec 15, 20153 votes

This is exactly how I feel when I play Yasuo

As disgusted as I am in myself for playing such a cancerous champion, slaughtering people by the dozens is too exhilarating

Pale PirateDec 15, 20153 votes

The best zoning is to kill them.

-oddone, 2015

JARmatesDec 15, 20151 votes

{quoted}

http://i.imgur.com/pOQK8Vb.gif

As an Assassin main myself I can confirm this to be true.

Only Kat main feel that way to be honest. I never gotten penta with Akali or Leblanc.

VesarixxDec 15, 20152 votes

I've gotten a Penta with Sona, what are you waiting for? Go get those Pentas

Handin Out NapsDec 15, 20151 votes

Pretty easy to get a penta as Akali, resets op.

JabrilDec 15, 20151 votes

[zombie-nunu-hearts] Haganai season 3 pls!

darkmatchwaldoDec 16, 20151 votes

Katarina

Gamemaster AnthDec 16, 20151 votes

Feelings? Look, mate...you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy! Professionals...have STANDARDS! Be polite...be efficient...have a plan to kill everyone you meet.