Assassin mains.

Killing is the best crowd control.

And when you kill someone repeatedly, even if they aren't worth any gold...

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-51553-joker-its-about-sending-a-mess-LGsx.gif

You can't spell assassin without saying "ass" twice.

i remember a time when being a fed talon and choosing a target was like writing their name in the death note

Every time an assassin comes in on me I cry a little, then, suddenly I remember I'm a tank main.

Full Ap Malphite. The greatest Assassin ever

http://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/4356287.jpg

somebody just watched Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai

enemy and after being wrecked by me multiple times : "bullshit champ"

" i'm not sorry dude, i'm just doing my job"

This is exactly how I feel when I play

As disgusted as I am in myself for playing such a cancerous champion, slaughtering people by the dozens is too exhilarating

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/ff4f5ff0a0f58f265d4bbfe18ea981f9ee39371e6aa6adf6bb96924245db2d3d_1.gif

The best zoning is to kill them.

-oddone, 2015

Feelings? Look, mate...you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy! Professionals...have STANDARDS! Be polite...be efficient...have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

[zombie-nunu-hearts] Haganai season 3 pls!

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http://i.imgur.com/pOQK8Vb.gif

As an Assassin main myself I can confirm this to be true.

Only Kat main feel that way to be honest. I never gotten penta with Akali or Leblanc.