Recruitment for the Meme war

Mad King Hades··6 votes·3,320 views

Yep, you guessed. Airman has a thread of herself, but since it seems to have sunken I am going through with this. I am here to recruit you people for the Airman Compsci Company or Queen's supporters. (Go with the first in my opinion. )

Now people who are either

  1. Laughing Fish supporters
  2. Not crazy enough to swagger through the Memes & Games boards you are probably thinking this: https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380392301ra/755273.gif

Well, let me tell you this. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qvHah__in7Q/Trb_UmnGvsI/AAAAAAAAAbY/SSAeZfm9h1c/s1600/hyde.jpg We have a man Gorilla http://www.mdcs.nl/wp-content/uploads/cookies.jpg cookies https://pixabay.com/static/uploads/photo/2015/01/13/09/13/heart-598048_960_720.png love https://oneboldmove.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Loyalty.jpg loyalty http://cdn.stripersonline.com/2/26/448x310px-LL-26823eaa_Laughing20Fish20Compressed.jpeg chance to humiliate LF

Even ancient supporters of LF are turning on him, like Macromite.

And the last, but best perk https://i.ytimg.com/vi/q3yeGRHPYTI/hqdefault.jpg We get to blow up the sun.

So join us, join us in the war. JOIN US IN A WAR FOR VICTORY. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Zw0NXBiGRcA/maxresdefault.jpg http://i1368.photobucket.com/albums/ag167/Pluto662/Victory%20We%20Have%20Victory%20Lord%20of%20the%20rings_zpszn3qgmld.jpg

109 Comments

Laughing Fish5 votes

After much consideration, I have decided to allow you folks to carry on your petty war. http://media2.giphy.com/media/3o7abIFmeIw2C9ohSo/giphy.gif

dragon1xx1 votes

dying fish

Malicious Metal3 votes

Ah, this war shall feed my desire for suffering even more <3

The Aqualious1 votes

What is your stand in all of this anyway

Malicious Metal4 votes

I'm an interested onlooker. Twirling my thumbs, eating sweetened popcorn and enjoying their clash.

http://pre02.deviantart.net/64b1/th/pre/i/2016/004/c/4/mordekaiser_sticker_by_nimrohd-d9mqzyy.jpg

The Aqualious1 votes

That's fine... Though could we use you for art at some point perhaps

Mad King Hades1 votes

You mean the art where his eyes are stabbed with knifes and his armor scratched?

The Aqualious1 votes

NO... STOP ASSUMING I'M GONNA KILL ANYONE I TALK TOO

Mad King Hades1 votes

I didn't mean your art, that is disgusting. I meant my art.

The Aqualious1 votes

Okay then... Because he is one of the few I can't simply kill

Mad King Hades1 votes

Yeah.... that is why you are so obsessed with him. Everywhere in your room are pictures.

The Aqualious1 votes

Don't confuse me with Chaos689

I don't do that stuff

Mad King Hades1 votes

Chaos is worse. His love would be considered bestiality.

No I am talking about the iron bars and dark shadows pictures you have. Its really strange.

The Aqualious1 votes

No comment

Mad King Hades1 votes

Its best that you didn't. [slayer-jinx-wink]

A Superb Villain3 votes
Malicious Metal2 votes

That's a fine vintage my villainous Comrade. May I inquire about its origin?

A Superb Villain1 votes

Why, no less than the tears of countless zealots stung by the salt flung in their eyes by opposing fanatics.

The Aqualious3 votes

** DISCLAIMER**

WE WILL NOT ACTUALLY BLOW UP THE SUN OR THE MOON

MAYBE JUPITER THOUGH

The Aqualious1 votes

Hades, there are a lot of praisers out there... NO

Aír1 votes

It is alright: I am hoping to recruit ekko soon so maybe Hades can enjoy blowing up the sun multiple times while we live on with our wonderful lives (since the changes can be undone).

But if that is not good enough, I am sure we can develop a magic that fits both sides, eliminating sunlight from part of the world so that those with a sunlight allergen can live in peace and prosperity.

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

I have a sunlight allergen (as you put it) but I still praise it

Malicious Metal1 votes

Are you by any chance a vampire?

Mad King Hades1 votes

I am wondering that too. Kitty is a strange creature.

Kitty Darkstar2 votes

I plead the fifth >.>

Mad King Hades3 votes

For all those who voted DIE IDIOT. I can't die.

The Lexer2 votes

"We get to blow up the sun"

Face the Sun, we're gonna need to create our own army to rival that of Queen Odarth's.

Mad King Hades1 votes

Oh man, can someone get me lunari supporters?

Tribbles Foxfolk1 votes

Is this a no-CB war? Mmm, -5 Stability AND rebellions everywhere. I decline your call to arms and break alliance.

Mad King Hades1 votes

How can you break alliance when I don't know you? And how can there be rebellions everywhere? I only need to recruit Heretic Lunari and Face the Sun will follow. The instability is not noticable. Think about it?

And we have cookies, chocolate, blueberry, strawberry, frosted cookies, all sorts of cookies. And if you want, I have candy.

The Aqualious1 votes

Let him do as he pleases, trust me

The Aqualious1 votes

Very well, however 2 things to be noted

1: Airman has made it clear that this war will venture onto Summoners Rift

And

2: Should I catch you working with Fish... Mercy will be a thing you shan't know

Mad King Hades1 votes

WHAT WAS IT WITH HUSHHUSH. I actually don't know about hush hush, I have been gone for the past hour from League.

The Aqualious1 votes

Hush hush... What?

Mad King Hades1 votes

Weren't those the secret plans Queen had?

The Aqualious1 votes

No... Not at all... We will discuss those in Chat

You should Hush now

Mad King Hades1 votes

DAMN IT AQUALIOUS!!!!!

The Aqualious1 votes

It wasn't a secret she spoke about it in Krabby's thread

Enough talk of this though

looks at other readers

Keep scrolling, or I will cut your fingers off

Mad King Hades1 votes

I should cut off your fingers.

The Aqualious1 votes

This is what she said

[{quoted}](name=Airman CompSci,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=Zv4TuNua,comment-id=00020000000000000000000000000001,timestamp=2016-07-12T00:30:31.305+0000)

:P

I plan to be a fair queen. I want to help those who join my army and want to improve as players. As I move my way up out of plat and to diamond, I will coach my solider's along the way. I will hold little contests to test their skills and competitions, whether it is small things such as in recruitment or in a game to see if they can beat me and my king. Sure there may be rules to be fair, but they will be guided by thy responses.

And all I ask in return is loyalty and respect. But once again, that is something to be earned, especially in my kingdom.

bows

Now chill or I will flood the underworld with souls

This is from a public board damn it

Mad King Hades1 votes

I am not angry about that. I wasn't angry about it when you stole my hush.

I was angry about you stealing my HUSH!

The Aqualious1 votes

...

Proceeds to stab 457 random individuals

Deal with it

vanishes

Mad King Hades1 votes

Tries to slash at the vanishing form

Blood and ashes.

Loboros1 votes

Love the reference, I get the feeling HadesThomas is trying to hard on this.

Yaśuo Main1 votes

i like how the majority votes "No, I like Laughing Fish."

lol get shrekt

Mad King Hades1 votes

Shhhh, they are supporters who don't know each other. + We have more threads, way more threads for recruitment.

Yaśuo Main1 votes

yet all of those threads are still against your recruiting mission.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/

dragon1xx1 votes

And the last, but best perk https://i.ytimg.com/vi/q3yeGRHPYTI/hqdefault.jpg We get to blow up the sun.

And Jupiter

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