Heh...
What is Broken...
has obtained a triple kill
What is Broken...
...can be reforged?
It can, but Riot chooses not to.
tho. I feel like he's the most fun top laner to snowball with
Even worse you're farming top have the enemy sitting under turret zoned away from cs and hear:
Enemy double kill
Enemy tripple kill
Enemy quadra kill
-Dragon roar-
And you pray to god that it's your top laner that got it.
when your toplane belongs in a museum
because hes history?
because he belongs in a museum. Duh
you've never played ezreal, have you? https://youtu.be/5QNFKdeukIg
no I have, I was just giving an actual punchline to his joke
well I don't play top lane often. But when I do, I run exhaust ignite. :^]
Do you also drink dos equis?
idk what that is. I usually drink water though.
Nice name btw lol
LOL. I may have misspelled the name, but it's the beer from the "most interesting man in the world" commercials. The line they use is "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer dos equis." So your format fits it, and is also kinda funny bc it's just going ham in lane.
I think the spelling is correct, although it would be easier to just say XX
oic, I'd probably laugh if I watched TV at all to get the commerical or didn't have ad block on google chrome always on.
Don't worry I got the joke! Nice one :D
thats so op i use that when i use wu top XD
Lets hope it wasn't the enemy toplane
Enemy
:Triple kill!
&
< 20% health
Sees enemy teleport behind them
both flash
I've done that with darius.
mana denied me my penta
you're welcome.
I get those all the time with Rumble =D
You will remember 
Enemy Riven with a tripple kill
Going to be a long 20 minutes I see.
Poor sentence structure AND you used the wrong "you're"
Perfect storm.
Thanks for the +18.
Then you look at who they're playing.

nvm nothing new back to farming
I wanted to make my summoner name swain bot. twas the night before Christmas (I promise im not gonna give you a poem, just had to do that) when I got on to collect my summoner name that would be available that night at about 11 pm when I saw that the guy had played 1 game. 1 freaking game.
Ewww R.Kelly....
I main top and most of the time it is just me casually farming and I hear that random bot lane double/triple kill and I'm all like "meanwhile in bot lane..."
I know the lane you speak of- it is quite enjoyable.

Now this is a funny meme
- "Oh! Your jungler and mid lander came to save your sorry butt? Thanks for the triple sucker!"
When that happens I just suicide under enemy tower lmao
When they tele bot after getting fed AND I'm low i just run to gromp. would rather die to gromp than feed darius :)
Your... your... your... YOUR? YOUR? YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR YOUR? You're*
Brace yourselves. . . a fed enemy is coming. . .