TFW you've had more then enough of the Toxic enemy

RaptorKarr··7 votes·750 views

Five minutes into the game

Riven First Blood Xerath

Xerath: Various swears and name calling

Riven: "Oh great it's going to be one of those games."

Shyvana: "Relax Love, i'm sure this will end soon."

Leona: "Soon better not be the end of the game Shyvana."

Ashe: "We could make the game end soon!"

Ahri: "Clever."

Ten Minutes into the game

Riven has slain an enemy Xerath

Xerath CAPS LOCK USED SWEAR WORDS AND PROFANITIES

Riven: "Oh he's getting serious now." Eyeroll

Ahri: "Still think this will end soon?"

Shyvana: "Patience, young padawan."

Fifteen Minutes into the game

Riven Double Kill Xerath

Xerath VARIOUS SWEAR WORDS, TEAM ACCUSATIONS AND SOME RACISM

Ashe: "WOW, WOW,WOW NOW!"

Shyvana: "Okay maybe this will go on for a while."

Twenty Minutes into the game.

Shyvana: Triple Kill! Xerath

Xerath Insults Shyvana

Riven: "HEY NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO SAY THOSE THINGS TO MY DRAGON BAE!"

Shyvana: "It's fine Riv."

Riven: Grumbles http://67.media.tumblr.com/45d5c49bac6e328410c6cd4f5677ac18/tumblr_o6qemvAyVG1tvf87ro1_1280.png

Leona: "Riven Behave."

32 Comments

NotSpecialDude7 votes

AurelionSol : Xerath, question. Why did you go top against riven and better yet, how did you lose?

Xerath RAVING GIBBERISH

Zac : I-Is he gonna be ok?

Lulu : Oooh He might be speaking a new language or something, Xerath say something else.

A Champion has disconnected Xerath

Lulu : What does that mean?

AurelionSol : It means we are facing a 8/0 Riven with a man down.

EvilUnicornLord4 votes

Yep, I still think JarvanIV + Shyvana is better.

TyrekGoldenspear5 votes

You and me both, but let's remain civil about it.

Ralanr3 votes

Right ho, good chap.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Hey you're part of the J4XShyv fanclub too?

Ralanr1 votes

I like the chemistry.

DireXcon1 votes

cringe

RaptorKarr1 votes

You don't even know what that word means do you?

DireXcon1 votes

teach me

RaptorKarr1 votes

It means Awkward.

DireXcon1 votes

well, believe it or not this post is awkward and unfunny to me

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

She always ships Riven + Shyvana. Best you can do is get used to it.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Wait how do you know Raptor is a she?

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

I don't. It's a baseless assumption.

HEY, RAPTOR, YOU A DUDE OR A CHICK?!

RaptorKarr3 votes

Not telling.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Lady? Ok, that's cool. I suspected as much.

Glory ln Death2 votes

I was worried we were in for another... incident...

https://media.giphy.com/media/fpXxIjftmkk9y/giphy.gif

Those were dark days...

MavenSong2 votes

lets not and say we didnt.

The Aqualious1 votes

It never happened

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Dang. Riven gave Xerath the Anivia.

ADepressedLeona2 votes

I wish she'd give me a magical ice bird

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

She really should. After all the birb is the wirb.

http://i.makeagif.com/media/10-02-2015/dj92Lt.gif

RaptorKarr1 votes

Are you not happy with what I usually give you ;3

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Hey quick question. Where did you get that summoner icon from? Was there an event or something that gave it away some time ago?

RaptorKarr1 votes

The 2014 Lunar Revel, I don't think this Icon will ever return though.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Aww. You got lucky though.

That is a really nice looking icon.

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