Which champ is the saltest in the game?

Was too heavy for his team to carry and lost to the salty depths.

Malphite because they make salt out of rocks and... Stuff...

Now I feel like my main because I can't tell a good joke.

: "A Demacian, a Noxian, and a Frelijordian walk into a tavern..."

. Look how salty he is all the time.