Your favorite South Park character is a champion.
Kenny.
Passive- After taking fatal damage Kenny can run freely and attack for 4 seconds.
Q- Kenny takes out a gun and fires a bullet that deals 60/80/100/120/140 (+70% AD)
W- Kenny tightens his hood. He gains a sheild that blocks 30/40/50/60/70 (+ 30% AP) and gives 50/60/70/80/90 (+ 30% AP) Attack damage.
E- Kenny rolls in a line. Dealing 40/60/80/100/120 (+80% AD) damage to the first unit he hits and knocks them up for 1 second.
R- Kenny takes off his hood and stares at an opponent for 2 seconds and deals 120/240/360 (+100% AD)