Your Favorite Champions gets Mugged.
: Poofs around a bit and muggs mugger.
( BTW I am not good at talon, I just like him)
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Sometimes cold heart, just needs warm smile :)
He then takes the mugger out to lunch and asks what's wrong.
just walks away.....and the guy chases and dies
Executed on the spot. The last thing the mugger sees is the golden basketball of the gods.
: No, my dinglehopper!
: turns Into mega gnar and smashes him.
clone pops out, she W's away and the mugger tries to mug the clone but it has no money. She then hires a plane to quickly do a skywriting that says "outplayed noob."
Double gat to da back! Or, has flashbacks to the stealing of his wife, breaks down.
you gonna mug a bear? you alright in the head bros. well you can come for lunch.
Gets really pissed off accordingly
All the mugger's attacks bounce off and he 2-shots him with his cane.
Never jump a stacked Nasus AKA King Pimp.
Turns out he stole Tibbers. Annie summons him to life and burns/crushes the mugger.
attempts to convert the mugger to the Evolution, and vaporizes him with his third-arm death laser if the mugger doesn't go for it.
ignores the mugger. If he actually tries attacking her, she flips out, turns into a dragon, and either eats him, incinerates him, or smashes him with a car.
beats the crap out of the mugger. If he puts up a good fight, she asks him to join her tribe so he can mug some Avarosans.
E Bola strikes him
Mauls him, bludgeons the mugger, cuts him up then burns the corpse.
Makes a fried mugger, an electrified mugger, or an over-burned mugger, or if confronted outside of Mech, Rumble could probably kick his ass as lore-wise he knows how to fight. I'd prefer to order mine fried.
Finally someone noticed me!
Summons two Soldiers and shanks him.
He didn't even rob the right 
to be honest.
ults by the power of DEMACIA!!!
{{Champion:10}} ...are you joking?
Takes his gun and rides into the horizon
tricks him into a motel room and mugs the mugger
Mugger gets afflicted with the sunlight debuff and goes blind
... they must be retarded
How do you even mug a chopper? You gotta have the same amount of firepower
: charms them, steals back wallet and simultaneously steals their soul
: Summons her DJ equipment, makes them feel the weight of their deed accompanied by some sweet jams
: Simply too attractive to be mugged.
: Punches him a few times, knocks him up in the air and laughs as he holds up his door ( shield ) while walking away.
: I don't know who would think about mugging him but he would just flay them then drag him into traffic.
takes back what he lost then arcane shifts over a wall
We have a very stupid and very dead mugger here.
they're condemned
ENTOMB!
Takes her purse back and slides (whats the verb for how she moves?!) away
Promptly flattens his face with a single punch. She then picks up the pouch he had cut from her belt and walks away, leaving in the middle of the street with a bloody face.
He will get all the spears a human body can support before collapsing...
Teemo
Guy starts to mug teemo. Guy is never heard from again.
just seduces the mugger, the mugger givers her everthing they have
Dunk him right the and there.
Turns 'em into a puppy. An oldie but a goodie.
Freezes him in true ice with her bola then crushes him with Bristle.
Now knows how to mug people.
(Pointless context: Velkoz gains knowledge buy incinerating a subject)
GG