Zed Looks Sad...
He Even Has A Cookie! Why Is He So Sad? https://67.media.tumblr.com/e95a8585a7a90ef815dd267beca80459/tumblr_oailjcnFoZ1tfg964o1_540.png
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There are raisins inside those swirls instead of chocolate chip?
He actually has a poro-snax, but no poro to feed it to.
http://img.ifcdn.com/images/7777eb874b5f31a6646fd92e2e7984e1fe6bb465ad21222c3acf55c01b10e69c_1.jpg
Now his problem is deciding which one to give it to.
"I killed so many innocent ADCs" 
Because shen stole his mask
Zed killed a poro to get that cookie.
Zed is saddened by this.
Because he needs to Face The Sun more often because he has been in the shadows for so long.
No regrets B-)
He knows that the assassin update is coming and He's worried Rito will make him more risky to play.
He's been banned so much hes going through depression. And even now he isnt banned as much no one plays him much cause he isnt as in meta anymore.
Thats rough buddy
Maybe syndra dumped him?
x 
( Let me have this for my imagination! :P )
He deserves it. swats cookie onto the ground
Because everyone hates him.