You know, I think the best summoner name I've ever seen is Sciela. I mean, just look at it! It's such a pretty name that's also a big reference to one of the greatest game series of all time, if people look close enough. :3
(For you lame people, Ciela was the fairy in Phantom Hourglass that followed Link around and represented Farore. The Italian (I don't live in Italy, no. Though I more than likely have Italian in me) variant of the name is Sciela, which I think looks so much better. :3 Pronounced See-A-Luh.)
And gross names aren't cool, funny or good, in my opinion. >.> I don't like any of the names you guys are showing.