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Riven is in the Elite four with a Absol Having an Absol immediately makes you cooler then anyone else already but being in the Elite four an't bad ether [slayer-jinx-catface]
Get outta here.
I'm a ninja and here's my triumvurate.
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I accept your challenge.
But... My Weavile = no cool?
Cooler you say? I think 
Articuno might have a different opinion....
Absol is the best, especially with the super easy 100% crit chance.
Hmph. She is no emperor.
What is an absol? Is that some kind of new drink evolution of absinthe? Like maybe pinesol and absinthe? You kids will do anything to get high these days wtf.
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she's hot. . . . . . . . . nvm i main draven
I see Absol, i must upvote.
Absol is best pokemon. <3
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