Hey LaughingFish I have a question

RaptorKarr··9 votes·1,177 views

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Ralanr7 votes

I think they respect each other too much to consider dominance.

RaptorKarr4 votes

Don't you rain on my parade! i'm trying to be evil here!

Ralanr12 votes

Trying? Oh Darling.

Face The Sun4 votes

I'm sorry raptor, but i believe that title belongs to a certain superb villain.

A Superb Villain2 votes

Though I would dearly love to claim the title of "evil" for my own, the truth of the matter is evil exists in the hearts of all. It is a privilege, and a pleasure, to nurture its vile, corrupting presence.

Ironclad Dragon2 votes

Besides, Sion will crush the both of them.

Ralanr2 votes

That goes without saying.

Laughing Fish2 votes

You think wrong. My personal opinion of him is irrelevant. He still cannot escape justice. https://49.media.tumblr.com/65074d71dacef5e6ae610ba1510c3882/tumblr_nea6b08jAM1u2v3uuo1_500.gif

Malicious Metal5 votes

Demacian steel can resist Morde's unholy powers soo...

Laughing Fish4 votes

Fact: Morde is Noxian. Why do I say that? take a look at this:

Mordekaiser’s bones were key to his unholy reincarnation, and as the centuries rolled on he became increasingly paranoid about their safety. He constructed a monolithic fortress at the heart of his empire that came to be known as the Immortal Bastion. Locked away at the core of this epic stronghold he hid his remains.


He has set his sights on the empires and civilizations that have risen since his absence. In particular, his attention is drawn to the Immortal Bastion, that mighty fortress that now acts as the capital city of the upstart empire called Noxus.

And I think we all know what happens to Noxian Scum. http://38.media.tumblr.com/9ef9fe273889e2255e946b18995eb498/tumblr_inline_o2tkb7q4xr1tj9qp4_500.gif

Laughing Fish5 votes

Is Garen superior ? Well first you have ask yourself, is Morde Demacian? No? Then he is Noxian scum. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LZnDhP7ipao/VgCGtas1CUI/AAAAAAAAcTk/ug8eDgLyjpg/s1600/garen%2Bkatarina.gif

And Noxian Scum WILL face justice. http://i.imgur.com/W0wVY4c.gif?Noredirect

Now, I know what you are thinking. Morde is shadow isles. Well you are wrong. He predates the shadow isles, and used have his own domain in an area that is now modern day Noxus. So in a way he is more Noxian then even the worst Noxian scum, and thus will face the most justice. No villain can hide from the pure light of Demacia.

https://media.giphy.com/media/TUopuywoAqUvK/giphy.gif

RaptorKarr3 votes

This is not the answer I saw coming but it is one that made me smile.

Laughing Fish2 votes

Garen always makes people smile. He is just a great guy like that. http://24.media.tumblr.com/2db1e92cbcfc73147409f994b4b3cdcd/tumblr_n3ri3xFhYK1r6u4p9o3_500.gif

Ralanr3 votes

Wow, I didn't know how big steel legion Garen was in comparison to every other Garen.

M0RDEKA1SER2 votes

Well, we know who has the better theme song.

Here's Garen 's https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bD4uiTQsRJg

:/ yawn, snoozeville.

Here's Mordekaiser 's https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0deA1JUUZFQ

KNEEL BEFORE THE MASTER OF METAL!!!

Jacknife1 votes

I think the better question is, which one has the bigger weapon?

Interpret that any way you wish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

RaptorKarr1 votes

Well Morde has Thickness and Garen has length :P

M0RDEKA1SER1 votes

Depends on the skin. Lord Mordekaiser's is bigger AND longer.

Malicious Metal6 votes

I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and Metal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1 800 MID LANE1 votes

Just ask Katarina.

Skelenth1 votes

Well, you gotta say, both Garens sword and Mordekaisers mace are bigger than Rivens sword

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