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RivenGear Specialized Gear for Riven Players

painapple·3/6/2015, 5:40:46 PM·55 votes·5,563 views

Order the RivenGear Special Bundle now and receive THREE specialized items to ensure a painless Riven experience for only 9.99$.

Never let facial injuries hold you back again! That's right, for only 19.99$ you can get all the lazy pentakills you want without the tears and blood that comes with a broken nose! Indeed, the only tears will be those of your opponent's and their mechanically unintensive champion.

The RivenGear Special Bundle consists of:

  • 1x RivenGear Protective Headgear
  • 1x RivenGear Soft Keyboard
  • 1x RivenGear Facial Injury First Aid Kit

All of which can be yours for a mere 29.99$.

But wait! Order now and receive a FREE namechange coupon so that you can let everyone know of your Riven proficiency. Recent studies suggest that mechanically intensive players whose summoner names contain both best and riven win 18.73% more Riven games on average.

All of these can be yours for just 199.99$ so what are you waiting for?! **RivenGear for Riven players. ** Because you deserve the best.

34 Comments

ZacsRealm3/6/2015, 6:24:53 PM13 votes

Great! Now I can succesfully make LC$ B1G Pl4YZ without causing substantial injuries to my facial area! Thanks RivenGear!

jv21blU7oD3/6/2015, 9:53:45 PM7 votes

This is a really poor and unfunny Riven QQ thread. Might wanna use that time to learn the matchup and get better at the game instead of crying and circlejerking on the boards.

1st HanarSpectre3/6/2015, 7:27:05 PM5 votes

Op complains about faceroll champions. Op's two main champion played: Pantheon & Sona.

Hex the FenFen3/6/2015, 6:04:10 PM5 votes

THIS

Digivolve3/7/2015, 2:54:45 PM4 votes

sees a bunch of people saying this is a QQ thread.

Notices its posted under memes and games.

leaves thread shaking head.

ImHerVoice3/7/2015, 3:51:06 AM3 votes

I love how its always the people who don't even play the champ that complain about it LOL

Wheatloaf3/6/2015, 10:09:57 PM3 votes

Riven takes skill, tho. Until she gets a kill.

P.S. Can we get one of these sets for Karthus? c:

AFK Push3/7/2015, 3:18:35 AM3 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuL9q7tNmQ0

Derp Princess3/7/2015, 7:51:07 PM3 votes

:)

Sammystorm3/7/2015, 9:59:18 AM2 votes

This my friends is how you qq.

Hatless Casual3/15/2015, 11:32:25 AM1 votes

But can Rivin literally do this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNuWIZZaysU

Greyy3/7/2015, 9:30:34 PM1 votes

OMG, I can finally play my main without girls looking at my black eyes......

Timewinder3/7/2015, 10:59:03 PM1 votes

Can we have one for Katarina as well? I already got the name change so I think this kit would really help me when I'm in a teamfight. Lately I have been getting bloody noses every teamfight, and it is frustrating when I have to go AFK to clean it.