Top: I'll take ignite so I don't have to watch my map and bot can't ping teleport
Jungle: I hope nobody saw me reset the mob
Mid: I'm going to play super safe all lane phase! Wait... Flashes in and ignites, only to die and enemy lives with 1 hp
ADC: ugh I hate [whichever champion the support picked], they all suck
Support: ugh I hate [whichever champion the ADC picked], they all suck
More like
Top: The usual hard paper-scissor-rock. But the countered player would refuse to play safe to wait for jungler and dies repeatedly while crying about jungler all game.
Mid: Either plays overly passive and never pings or follows opponent laner. Or plays overly aggressive with binary hard int or hard snowball outcomes.
Jungle: Complains about the rest of the team the entire game while afk farming in jungle. If doing well, stomps the game and says nothing in chat.
Bot: Either cries supp "ks", cries no gank, cries supp feeding, cries their champ is useless, and if won then treat the team well with 80% chance would bm the enemy team.
Support: When lane not doing well blames ADC and/or jungle, when doing well have a chance to bm enemy support.
The enemy had that little HP left? Man's moving up in the world!
top lane: enemy picks morde your top laner in champion select: NANI???!!! I FORGOT BAN MORDE??? GG RITO proceeds to pick fiora and go 0/13/1 ( he got an assist when you saved him from the enemy mordekaiser tower diving him. i would insert riven instead of fiora but riven is just broken and can't lose lane.
Low elo main problems, they are behind, still skirmish fightning, dying, comes to lane again, dies again and ragequits. If you see you can't fight, why to try again without your itemization powerspike, but, but, but... It's easier to blame some one for his own 20 IQ mistakes.
~LOW elo in a nutshell.
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