You have a chance to eat Dinner with a champion, who will you eat with and what will you eat?
Title says it all. Other than Tahm Kench, which champion would you eat with and what would you could have eaten with them?
Title says it all. Other than Tahm Kench, which champion would you eat with and what would you could have eaten with them?

Since he's such an old champion, it would become My Dinner with Phil all over again. We'd be talking about the history of League, what champions have been through, the championships... Everything about LoL.
We would probably just munch cold pizza, enjoy some booze and talk about Metal 'n stuff.

Poor baby probably hasn't had someone to eat something yummy with in centuries D:
We'd eat spaghetti or something, idk.
and a couple of burgers. Best meal ever. No talking, just chilling and eating.
We would eat bananas. Possible conversation topics would include immortality, how much we hate Warwick, and why Ardent Censer should be buffed.
On a dating/pervy note:
. She and I would go out to a fancy restaurant and have a large plate of oysters as an appetizer. ;)
We'd also give Valor some of the breadsticks.
On a more likely/regular fun note:
. We'd head off to a tavern, partake in mutton and drink, and be merry.
anyway. We'd go on pantry raids the likes of which you've never seen.
What more can I say? Dinner and a show baby!.
She's like, my fave. We'd probably go to a fancy restaurant and eat like civilized people. hopefully she wont try to seduce the waiter (or waitress).

Does he even eat? I'll probably order pizza, then talk about his depression. That is if he's sane for a long enough time.
Nice hearty steak meal
Cajun seafood
Beer, and pizza
salad
EVERYTHING
Probably
. In her pirate skin she looks like Taylor Swift. Enough said.
And no, we are not going to eat Valor!
Anivia because she would be really cheap. Birdseed costs nothing.
She wouldnt eat and id feel terrible the whole time.
Ooo. I'd love to talk politics with Kayle or Soraka. Getting the perspective of somebody that wise would be really interesting.
As for what to eat, I don't know. I make a pretty good pasta alfredo. Maybe whip up a salad and some garlic bread to go with it.
I don't know what he eats, but I DO know he can portal us into any kitchen and stun the cooks long enough to take all the food :p
Sushi of course
Who I will eat with: 
What I will eat: 
carrots
jello
mexican food
whatever the heck he wants just not me
oranges (duh)
mushroom stew
valor