If you were to marry one champion in the League, who would it be?

Kyoukocola·Apr 7, 2015·18 votes·3,517 views

No dumping or divorce. You are married to them for life.

I would marry..... well.. its obvious by my name. lol.

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NarasimhaApr 7, 201540 votes

if the answer isn't Draven , you're wrong.

Xela SyabApr 7, 201511 votes

Morgana my fiance already looks like her and acts like her too lol. Growing a beard so I can look like Graves best botlane, best marriage.

Mecha MaIphiteApr 7, 201511 votes

Maokai

I like trees. No, I mean, I really like trees. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Only Play DariusApr 7, 20159 votes

Smh Y'all need a real woman in your life.

IcyPepperApr 7, 20158 votes

Sona It would be worth learning ASL for.

LevyathynApr 7, 20156 votes

Caitlyn , I think. Everyone else has too much on their plate, too strong loyalties. You'd never get time with them, or you'd tear them away from their lives and responsibilities. Maybe if it was love at first sight I could easily see it for most of them ( RekSai , hubba hubba) but from a logical standpoint I think Cait sits perfectly on the balanced spot between duty, loyalty, care, freedom, and ability. She's also a do-gooder with a stable job, a decent sense of humor, and great coworkers.

JPlayahApr 7, 20156 votes

Never have a boring day again.

Emperor NeroApr 7, 20156 votes

Anivia I'll show her my rod of ages.

Sinister SnailApr 7, 20156 votes

Velkoz

It'd be an open relationship.

DarkFaun FortesApr 7, 20152 votes

more physical than anything else i assume xD

gr8jobApr 7, 20156 votes

Braum He seems loyal, protective, and has a really cool mustache. Ziggs Because he seems crazy, which I like. Nasus His voice is pretty damn sexy. Gragas I like fat guys, and I like to get crunk.

No, I'm not a furry, there's just so little husband material lurking on the Rift, IMO. If I swung the other way, however.... :)

AnonymousaurApr 7, 20152 votes

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He seems loyal, protective, and has a really cool mustache. Because he seems crazy, which I like. His voice is pretty damn sexy. I like fat guys, and I like to get crunk.

No, I'm not a furry, there's just so little husband material lurking on the Rift, IMO. If I swung the other way, however.... :)

"No, I'm not a furry"

^^^ Same and that Nasus voice <3

B1naryB0tApr 8, 20155 votes

As a 100% straight male with a GF, I would happily marry Braum. If nothing else, just for the 'stasche.

DarkFaun FortesApr 7, 20155 votes

I'm gay so.... I'd have to say Braum cuz id always want him at my back! xD

runners up were Taric (of the fith age) Varus (heartseeker, he shot me with his hard arrow!!) or Rumble he may be short, but his personality makes me so gitty and hes just short enough that ......... xD

Well mostly i just wanted to make all those puns!, but seriously, Rumble or Braum, if it was actually love and not lust.

Blue Moon WolfApr 8, 20155 votes

Ahri would be my first choice... as long as RekSai wasn't interested. If RekSai wants to marry you and you value living, you will giver what she wants .__.

BlancmarkApr 7, 20154 votes

Gnar Gnar, once he grows into an adult (and I don't mean his ult).

DarkFaun FortesApr 7, 20153 votes

you want an caveman/native with a bad temper?

Sounds like your attracted to abuse.... and puppies.

Just imagine the wedding LOL

BlancmarkApr 7, 20152 votes

Nothing like that. Tbh, I expected a negative response, cuz omg not a human female. o.o whut?

Gnar grows older, and likely less prone to rash temper tantrums.
He lives in today's world now, regardless of origin.
Riot confirmed Gnar will be able to control his rage (his ult) when he grows older, as well.
Who says any kind of rage is directed towards me? I'm a kind caring soul.
Puppies? Having a thing for furries has nothing to do with zoophilia. To assume it does shows your ignorance.
This is a game and all virtual anyway, so I'm entitled to choose whoever I want. It's not like it's going to happen.
If I wanted abuse (I certainly don't), I'd have chosen a far more cruel champion, such as Katarina, LeBlanc, Rengar, Zed, or Darius.

To each their own. You're free to ask questions, however kindly refrain from assumptions and/or judgement. Thank you.

SeductiveGrandpaApr 12, 20151 votes

Hey! Rengar does have a nicer side thats only noticed in Gnar's lore. Hes not extremely cruel 100% of the time!

AxestsApr 7, 20154 votes

Rengar of course, we hunt EVERY night

MrBuffingtonApr 7, 20154 votes

Kalista = Eternal love? (if you want to call it that)

EmbertineApr 8, 20154 votes

The obvious one for me is Leona however as a few people have already said her, I'm instead going to pick my actual favorite female champion.

Shyvana She's strong, confident, and honorable. Not to mention unlike most girls who will stand at the side screaming no! stop! while I'm in a fight, I know that Shyvana will leap right in and have my back. Also she's hot as hell lol!

EDIT: before you say anything about her looks, look at her ironscale skin.

Rainbow WaspApr 8, 20154 votes

Lulu I'm so going to prison... but I simply like the unusual things in life.

AnonymousaurApr 7, 20153 votes

Uhhh oh no I can't pick! D:

Nasus He's one hawt dawg....He also seems very smart and kinda serious sounding. Oh yus! Shen He seems like he could protect me and I love his serious voice. Sexayyyy~ Trundle Gunna kiss that big cold troll nose!!! (Trundle is a cutie yo...Don't judge me!) Velkoz ~~He's a cutie patootie and I want to touch his tentacles, to me those look so soft and squishy and pretty....but he'd probably kill me ):~~ Possibly not....That knowledge though. Viktor ~~His accent mmmm but he would probably try to use me as an experiment to become half cyborg or something....~~ A no no as well. Malzahar ~~His looks but his voice terrifies me!~~ Maybe not. MonkeyKing He's got the personality and the perfect voice. Reminds me of most of the crushes I've had In my life LOL So what he's a monkey? We were once apes right? Yasuo His voice and his ult look so /drools/ I get excited when I get ulted on by him....That's actually very weird. MissFortune ~~Cause she is what I'd want! Hehehehe /gropey hands/~~ Maybe I just want her for other reasons...

Ugh...So either Yasuo Nasus MonkeyKing Shen Trundle ASDFGHJKL

DrackolusApr 7, 20152 votes

Actually, Yasuo tho. That ult is hot.

DarkFaun FortesApr 8, 20152 votes

YAYAYAYAYAYA!!! I didnt have the courage to say it, but i actually think trundle is kinda hot too....

Spooky SpookerApr 7, 20153 votes

Leona . Pros: DAMN GURL YOU LOOKIN FINE. and reks all that mock us. CONS: have to worship sun.

Hatless CasualApr 8, 20155 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pqKiOZdI40

MaratsuneApr 7, 20153 votes

Varus Talon Yasuo

AnonymousaurApr 8, 20152 votes

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Oh snap I forgot to add Varus to my list! Dat Heartseeker Varus tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

AzukusApr 8, 20153 votes

Syndra

4nth0l0gyApr 8, 20153 votes

... Zac . I mean come on, it's got to be Zac . He's charming, he's funny, he dances, he works out, he's handsome in that sort of weird-but-cool way, he's willing to defy his nature to do what he believes is right...he's my favorite color! Awesome guy 10/10 would definitely befriend and marry.

I might also add that, for a guy who spends a lot of time hanging around power-hungry sorcerors, bloodthirsty warriors, void abberations, demigods, and scheming masterminds, he comes across as very normal. I feel like he's just way more relatable than most of his contemporaries.

SmknWdlApr 12, 20151 votes

But everything is soft and squishy.......... everything

Ring of RegeneraApr 13, 20151 votes

He's not as squishy as he looks.

KofeiApr 8, 20153 votes

Braum JUST WRAP THOSE ARMS AROUND ME <3

DevilishCaptainApr 7, 20152 votes

Jinx Because i like bad bitches.

bulldoggamerApr 7, 20152 votes

Prob Sona I like my ladies to be music.al

SlackerboyTCApr 7, 20152 votes

Sejuani Hey, if it's gonna be for life, might as well go with the boar lady.

terkmcApr 7, 20152 votes

Sejuani Strong, resilient, focused and action oriented

Potato DocApr 7, 20152 votes

Irelia Because lore wise she is dedicated and loyal, heck if shes still waiting for her brother to return for this long, shed probably wait for me that long too. I would never have to worry about her loyalty in marriage either

DorkunedAurasApr 7, 20152 votes

Rammus He's always ok with anything, he doesn't have any strong commitments or violence issues, and I could always trust him to have my back and stop danger (taunt+Defensive ball curl). That and if I need revenge, he's really good and closing in and locking down the assholes.

Gabrielle777Apr 8, 20152 votes

Leona

Loyalty? Check! Personality? Check! Deepness? Yep...that too.

if I wanted a hot weekend though, Ahri or Ashe.

AvreeelApr 8, 20152 votes

Definitely Yasuo . Or MissFortune . >.> Such hotties.

toe thiefApr 9, 20152 votes

Twitch . Because I have far too much trash for my own good. I also collect exotic cheeses. monicle

SmknWdlApr 12, 20152 votes

Jinx Just because of her personality... kind of crazy and carefree. (I'm insane, i know this, i accept it)

DuBinNamApr 8, 20151 votes

Katarina Sexy and dangerous

xX420n0sc0pzXxApr 8, 20156 votes

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Sexy and dangerous

You probably wouldn't be in much danger, she's a Noxian assassin not a serial killer.

Miku Lv99Apr 12, 20151 votes

I think I'd have to go with my new favorite champion in this game, Janna . Not only is she graceful and elegant but it'd be so awesome to feel her abilities.

xX420n0sc0pzXxApr 12, 20152 votes

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I think I'd have to go with my new favorite champion in this game, . Not only is she graceful and elegant but it'd be so awesome to feel her abilities.

You do realize she is a prostitute right?

Ring of RegeneraApr 13, 20151 votes

Nunu police drive by I mean the yeti police awkwardly drive away.