To all my merry cans out there.

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Im proud to be a merry can

now we shall dance! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Diu2N8TGKA

Yes, you Americans can be proud to be American. That also includes Mexico, Canada and all the other countries that I failed geography because of.

Meanwhile we Europeans can continue arguing about which one of us should be proudest.

CAN A DA FUCK YA