Vladmir sucks

SayoriIsBigSad·1/27/2018, 2:14:57 AM·33 votes·1,128 views

and Alistar is Bull, Fiddlesticks and Nocturne are horrifyingly bad. Singed Teemo, Twitch and Cassiopeia are toxic by nature Kog'Maw makes me want to vomit, Only birdbrains use Rakan, Xayah, Quinn, Anivia, Swain and Azir. Kha'Zix and Mordekaiser are way too buggy And why doesn't Sona have any lines? The voice over for Blitzcrank and Orianna is really robotic and playing Ivern is as boring as watching grass grow. Something about Fizz's kit seems fishy.

I don't like some of these items either, Stopwatch and Zhonyas just waste my time and IE is a bit too edgy (quite a bit more than edge of night). Why do crybabies buy tear so often anyways. I have two left feet so I can't really get PD or DD And honestly I find Statikk Shiv quite shocking.

I was bored so I decided to just type a bunch of puns c:

12 Comments

PaffWasTaken1/27/2018, 7:47:04 PM6 votes

I like the fact that Mordekaiser is the only serious one

Velzard of Koz1/27/2018, 7:13:44 PM4 votes

This is why I play Vel'Koz, he fills the void in my soul.

ChaosThief1/27/2018, 3:02:04 PM4 votes

10/10 would read again.

~~The fact that Mordekaiser is with Kha'zix on the bug scale is a bit saddening~~

Eranell1/31/2018, 6:56:26 PM2 votes

Jax doesn't even have a real weapon. Alistar is Bull, but TRUNDLE IS TROLL. Playing Morgana makes you feel like you fell from grace. All Brand and Annie players are flamers. You cant stare at Leona to long or you go blind. Jhin can't count to five. Lissandra always shows you the cold shoulder. Playing Shaco gives you hallucination. Playing Olaf makes you go Berserk. Playing against Illaoi or Vel'Koz makes you feel like your in a hentai p*rn. Varus and Kayn have inner conflicts. Jarvan acts all high and mighty.

Also Sona may lack lines but she got dem cuuuuuurves.

[sg-jinx]