Wanted: Dead or Alive

The following criminals are wanted: Dead or Alive.

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/7dbe/5xtrbg6052gj05ezg.jpg Garen, Crimes: Manslaughter Spinning like a beyblade Yelling

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/191b/9f3pphr6v2bjvahzg.jpg Sejuani, Crimes: Bashing peoples' heads in. Freezing people Riding a boar through cities Letting the boar poo on public roads

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/f98c/6s5kihhio74gg1qzg.jpg Akali, Crimes: We haven't found any evidence yet, but we suspect her of countless killings.

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/4caf/w99bab2ug3i3zrjzg.jpg Aatrox, Crimes: Manslaughter Blood sacrifices Jumping out of the sky

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/237a/2z7opxp53pnyaelzg.jpg Kha'Zix, Crimes: Manslaughter Hunting in the King's woods Being a being from the void, thus being unauthorized.

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/47ac/ut9rqso23hy18o3zg.jpg Yasuo, Crimes: Going on a lifelong hunt to the supposed unknown killer of his master. Yelling strange words Knocking people up, before hacking them apart.

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/0828/b7v7b53uzxo9j0lzg.jpg Darius, Crimes: Dunking Mass slaughter Making people turn into a burning hoop

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/e956/2if16g521kcczj9zg.jpg Wukong Crimes: Randomly fighting people Knocking people in the air Hitting people with a stick Looking into bathroom windows of top floor apartments

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/4466/ii4oe91tvo9fcxvzg.jpg Fiora, Crimes: Stabbing people Making pointy remarks Gaining energy from killing people

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/e8c5/7w22mzgpnb1frbzzg.jpg Gragas, Crimes: Indecent exposure Overconsumption of alcohol Throwing exploding barrels at people Making other people drink his alcohol

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/8ca6/a5yrcyartcqt9l6zg.jpg Graves, Crimes: Shooting people Shooting some more people and then some more people Having no cigar

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/c204/2n2z9w3w0ons294zg.jpg Singed, Crimes: Running around with a leaking gas tank Throwing people Dripping acid on public ground

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/c38c/tv7bf53ij4rfrf0zg.jpg Soraka Crimes: Throwing stars at people Making people shut up Healing everyone, including wanted criminals. Maybe she can be wanted for being horny.

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/895b/zpprksho7drk1xfzg.jpg Tristana, Crimes: Planting grenades on people Destroying much needed buildings. Flying away on what appears to be a rocket. Being very small.... it's uncomfortable on the beach.

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/beab/e3wx9b3bn58xw72zg.jpg Poppy, Crimes: Stopping people from dashing Throwing them against walls Using a magic hammer to throw people away. Also being very small

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/6d98/p0bvioxcx7x22y2zg.jpg Zed, Crimes: Scaring people Stabbing people in the back Throwing sharp objects at people Dancing with his shadow.... like seriously, it freaks people out.

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/695c/439ydmvy3dml3tdzg.jpg Morgana, Crimes: Locking people up in an invisible cell Randomly opening a field to a different plane of existence Throwing purple threads at everyone in her vicinity Speaking about revenge or something, revenge isn't allowed here.

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/8fcd/b8082ww4e771w0kzg.jpg Lee Sin, Crimes: Speaking a strange language Acting as if he is blind, obviously he sees everything. I mean EVERYTHING, even Sona and Syndra hint Kicking people in their stomachs Being a disguised MMA fighter

Now, if any of these criminals are found alive. Please contact me in game, we will find a good place to rehabilitate them. Should you suspect more people that need to be rehabilitated, please contact me.

People in the rehabilitation center: Teemo Quinn Jinx Nidalee Ahri Leona Diana Lux Jhin Twisted Fate Tresh Azir Warwick Shyvana a Poro

#######Disclaimer: If you start reading this, know this, you are crazy. Not as crazy as I am obviously.... I am the one posting this thread. Just remember, we are all crazy here. Now if you did contact me in game, I am not saying it isn't for the Queen's Army. I am not saying it is a recruitment thread and I am definitely not saying that we would love it if you would join in on our madness. If I did I would be banned, this thread would be deleted, do you want that? No? Good, don't report this. Everything that is written here is a joke, including this disclaimer. If Riot decides this thread should be moved I will sue them for not reading my thread. Everyone got that? Yes, okay.... good. I will not start lobbing fireballs at people then. Now if you do want to join, just post it in the comments below and I'll 'not' tell you what the goals are, 'nor' how you can join. And remember, you all are crazy if you read the whole disclaimer. #######