league of legends theory (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Hey guys, it's the real pewdiepie here with another sick gametheoru, bringing you answers to questions like "What if fortnite was in the daytime?" and "what if five fortnites at freddie's is not kill?" today I wanna hit you up with that real philosophical brain candy with the question "What is the league of legends?"
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so to start off let's discuss how I even came up with this question. See, the other day I was shoving my hand into a blender to emulate the experience of playing ranked because I hadn't flamed a single teammate that day (didn't get to play league xd) and then I realised "hey! League of Legends has all these different characters just in this giant square fighting each other over paper machet rocket launchers? How does that even make sense?!!!!" It took me months, but I finally pieced it together.
See, you can't really begin to start forming a theory on this kind of thing until you know for certain exactly how many champions in league there are. I determined that there were at least 13 champions in league of legends:
Tristana Hecarim Elise Malphite Orianna Draven Sejuani Ashe Riven Ekko Garen Anivia Yasuo
And if you think about it, I mean, there could be so many more champions out there that riot just hasn't released yet I mean who knows but anyways so lets think about the secret message within these champions that riot could have hidden. Tristana has a rocket... Wait a second, Malphite is a rock, so immediately we can just put the two together TM But wait, if you think about it, Orianna is made out of metal, and metal is just shiny rock, so Ah yes, I see. It makes sense. It looks like there is a new champion that's gonna come out and be the main antagonist of league of legends and it looks like his name is gonna be TMO and that's just so exciting, but who is this TMO? What are his plans?
Well if you look carefully, think about it. Yasuo and Riven are enemies right? But Their names are just coincedentally right next to Anivia and Ashe, who are best friends in the lore. Looking carefully, it would seem like Riven and Yasuo might be enemies, but also friends, so that's just so exciting to have that plot developement down but on top of that, think about it; Friends but also Enemies? Could this be the work of TMO?
Okay, look, don't tell anyone I told you this okay, but I've been doing some recon, okay? I've been trying to get inside information from Riot about the truth behind league of legends, and this is what was officially said by RIOT Tryndankmere himself okay. He said "HAHAHA, YES, NOW DORITO SALES WILL BE OFF THE CHARTS, AND THE DORITOS WILL BIND TO THEIR DNA AND MAKE THEM INFINITELY DEPENDANT ON DORITOS, MOUNTAIN DEW, AND LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!!!" And at that point it all made sense.
Riot Games Rito Games Dorito Games
But that's not all
Tryndankmere Tryndunkmere Tryndunkmore TryndunkMOre TMO
But we've only just begun
League of Legends Leg of Legs LEGO
AT THIS MOMENT, I REALISED THAT TRYNDAMERE WAS ACTUALLY THIS INFAMOUS TMO, AND THAT HE WAS ALSO THE OWNER OF THE DORITOS COMPANY, AND LEGO INCORPORATED. HE'S TRYING TO GET US ALL DEPENDANT ON DORITOS AND LEAGUE OF LEGENDS. QUICK, SPREAD THE NEWS, THIS COULD BE THE NEXT BIGGEST BREAKTHROUGH SINCE THE ILLUMINATI, WE HAVE TO STOP HIM!!!!!
