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The riddles has been solved. http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/3JPEttGG-explanation-to-evil-riddle

LOL! THIS IS A RIDDLE OF PURE EVIL! Veigar

Good luck. No prize this is just for fun. OR IS THERE?!?!?!!? DUN DUN DUN! (Let's see what the wife says...)

In about 30 minutes I am going to be in class for the next several hours. So have fun and I will review the responses later.

What in Gods name is this riddle below? Thank HadeThomas, he reaped what he sewed. You see, I like my logic and he likes his chaos. He is to blame for this riddle so heinous.

Bathe good eat it not in to but to Code riddle find the the solve Asunder it's or pull torn push Has ask wife cravins she her my Saucy oh Aqualious my oh he’s so Over In Under Out Road answer hit then the the and find Ducks cats and poodles kittens Full lemon dread of are heads Rats laughing smelly and fish Morde so then and bossy there’s he’s head the zubats on my ask

Equation: 5+11 = 2-6/9. HOWEVER 1*12+illuminati=7-4=/=10=/=8

https://i.imgur.com/jewzbxJ.gif"

There is an answer.

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EDIT: I will give hints. Probably some time today. Starting with the following: The Equation is vital to solving the riddle and the memer references have no significant meaning to the riddle. Some lines help you solve the riddle, some lines lead you astray. The answer to the riddle is two words, one of which is given to you.

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bulldoggamer3 votes

Oh my Aqualios oh he's so saucy and then there's Morde he's so bossy Solve the riddle find the code In out over under full of dread are lemon heads good to bathe but not to eat it ask the Zubats on my head Asunder it's torn push or pull find the answer then hit the road ask my wife she has her cravins(cravings?) Laughing Fish and Smelly Rats Kitten poodles ducks and cats.

That's my attempt at putting it into a readable format. And my guess would be that this pertains to Pokemon go somehow.

Fritterz1 votes

You have a good chunk of the lines words in the right order. But the lines themselves are out of order. The equation may or may not have something to do with the order of the lines.....

http://imgur.com/y8dOVvK.gif"

bulldoggamer1 votes

Thats what i went off of. The order of the lines is correlated to the order of the numbers in the equation. 1 2 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 and Illuminati all appear in the equation. since there are 12 lines in the riddle i assume that i would reorder the riddle by the order that their corresponding line number appears in the equation. That order would be 5 11 2 6 9 1 12 3(Illuminati since it's a triangle which is commonly associated with the number 3) 7 4 10 then 8. Which is the way i have it ordered above. So if there was some kind of flaw in my logic i would appreciate some assistance because it doesn't make much sense any other way.

Fritterz1 votes

You are right, but backwards. The 5th line isn't the first line... the first line is the.... ;)

bulldoggamer1 votes

In out over under push or pull it's torn Asunder Kitten poodles ducks and cats Laughing Fish and Smelly Rats good to bathe but not to eat it ask my wife she has her cravins(cravings?) full of dread are lemon heads ask the Zubats on my head Oh my Aqualios oh he's so saucy and then there's Morde he's so bossy Solve the riddle find the code find the answer then hit the road

Lines 5 and 6 feel off to me. Is that right?

Fritterz1 votes

6 is right. 5 is backwards. You don't want to bathe in it.... Unless you are in to that kind of stuf... >.<

bulldoggamer1 votes

Oh but i am ;D

In out over under push or pull it's torn Asunder Kittens poodles ducks and cats Laughing Fish and Smelly Rats good to eat it but not to bathe ask my wife she has her cravins(cravings?) lemon heads are full of dread ask the Zubats on my head Oh my Aqualios oh he's so saucy and then there's Morde he's so bossy Solve the riddle find the code find the answer then hit the road

Is it lemon slices?

Fritterz1 votes

Nope. :P

Now that you have the correct order, you need to find out which lines ACTUALLY matter to the riddle. Half of the lines are just crap thrown in to create chaos.

bulldoggamer1 votes

Lines 1 2 5 6 are the most important ones i believe. Then 7 8 9 Seem like they could be relevant. But i know it's something edible that consist of 2 words, and one of the words is given to us, and the word that seems best for that is lemon. But that could just be you messing with me.

Fritterz1 votes

BWAHAHA!!!!

The best part is all these instructions could be me just screwing with you and there really is not an answer.

That would be messed up...

1,2,5,6,9,11 are the most important.

bulldoggamer1 votes

In out over under push or pull it's torn asunder good to eat it but not to bathe ask my wife she has her cravins(cravings?) Oh my Aqualios oh he's so saucy Solve the riddle find the code

Raw eggs?

Fritterz1 votes

Neither the word raw or eggs are given. One of the two words are given.

bulldoggamer1 votes

some kind of fish?

bulldoggamer1 votes

IS IT SPAGHETTI CODE?!!!

Eunbi Bias1 votes

That would be my best guess as well. I'm guessing it's not HoneyComb Code

Fritterz1 votes

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

You are correct!

bulldoggamer1 votes

FINALLY!!! http://i.imgur.com/QLk6va9.gif I'd like to thank my mom, the academy, Donald Trump, and everyone else that has supported me through this process. It was long and arduous but we finally did it Reddit.

Mad King Hades2 votes

Is the answer Chaos?

Fritterz3 votes

Are you and Aqualious18 downvoting each other?

The Aqualious2 votes

Balance

Fritterz3 votes

Are you and HadesThomas downvoting each other?

The Aqualious2 votes

I don't think so, I'm not downvoting him

Fritterz2 votes

Someone is going an downvoting all your and his comments. I had to go through and upvote them all but up to 1

The Aqualious3 votes

Thanks...

I've noticed it since my

"This Shit is Done" post

we think it's a bot someone sent after us, probably salty that Fish is taking a break and is blaming it on us

In reality, the fact that he left his club as well proves that he really needed the time away and it was inevitable

Alas, we are the scapegoats... And people can be angry at me if they need to be

The Aqualious2 votes

Also, the answer is

FALSE GOD

Or

False prophet

The equations don't equal each other making that false

Fritterz2 votes

Nope. The answer fits the riddle.

Mad King Hades2 votes

You have become a target too.... strange, maybe someone who thinks he has easy targets on us. Let us unite and upvote each other.

Mad King Hades3 votes

I can see why you think it considering the jests we make at each other.

frowns at Aqualious

But alas, it isn't so simple. Anyway, thanks, it is weird that we keep getting downvoted.

Fritterz2 votes

I wasn't sure. Downvoting someone like this is really cowardly. FACE THEM LIKE A MAN

Mad King Hades3 votes

Agreed.... mutters madly Too few downvotes, way too few downvotes. Still can't use my secret gif.

The Aqualious3 votes

Need a hug or something?

Mad King Hades3 votes

I took a long time thinking..... Yes.... I can use a hug.

hugs shaco

The Aqualious3 votes

hugs hades

I swear if Glory see's this

Mad King Hades2 votes

I'll tell him.

The Aqualious2 votes

Of course you will

Mad King Hades2 votes

Probably.... He will want a hug too then.

The Aqualious1 votes

You can hug the Sion...

I'm still hurting from last night

Mad King Hades2 votes

Sure, tell him when you see him.

Mad King Hades2 votes

This is what I came up with so far. Equation: 5+11 = 2-6/9. (5+11 = 16, 2-6 = -4/9 = 0.4444444, the common factor is 0.4 (rounded to the tenths.) T

HOWEVER 112+illuminati=7-4=/=10=/=8 The input has to be the equation therefore 112+illuminati (11, 13, 33) = 7-4=/(16 or 0.4) = 10 = (16 or 0.4) = 8.

Obviously, these values have to make up for letters.

As for one of the words given to us..... I think it is riddle. I think the second line of the riddle is important. Its one of the few that is chaotic and still seems to lead somewhere.

Fritterz2 votes

Nope.

I want someone to solve this so that this nightmare riddle can be done with.

The only thing that matters in the equations that mean anything are the numbers. everything else is jibberish.

Mad King Hades1 votes

But if the numbers mean something that means it is not chaotic, because there is a given order to numbers. Anyway so illuminatie means nothing or 0. Same goes for / and /.

Edit: Is it Airman Compsci? Or Queen Odarth if you prefer.

Fritterz2 votes

I introduced as much chaos into the riddle as I could while still making it possible to solve. True chaos would not be possible to solve.

Fritterz2 votes

And illuminati does not mean nothing or 0 in this case. It stands for another number.

Mad King Hades2 votes

Damn it, that means 11, 13, or 33.

Anyway answer me this riddle. Pure form ancient body long rising ever fighting http://www.ancientegyptonline.co.uk/images/Papyrus-of-Hunefer-apep.jpg

Fritterz1 votes

Whoa. I give the riddles here. Back off man. :P

Mad King Hades2 votes

I don't expect you to know. I would expect an Egyptian to know.

Fritterz1 votes

Mummification process?

Mad King Hades2 votes

I can tell you the answer, since the picture is actually the answer.

Fritterz1 votes

Yup, I don't get it. :P

Want me to give you the step on how to solve my riddle?

Mad King Hades2 votes

The answer is the egyptian Chaos God Apophis. His form is pure chaos. He was as old as Ra, the sun god. Long rising, he was imprisoned but since he is chaos he will always return. Order out of chaos, chaos out of order. ever fighting, Apophis was locked with the cat goddes Bastet. She was a decoy to hold him in place.

And right, you had a riddle. I can use another hint.

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