Trying to conquer the world and stage it so that by being the ultimate scape goat you manage to achieve world peace. That's what you're doing.
You ever have these moments where you just can't understand what you're reading? I just had one of those.
But yeah, that's basically what I'm doing.
Try University level Maths. I never felt this stupid my entire life.
I'll probably try them one day. Right now I'm having enough trouble with whatever math I'm currently taking.