Three of your favorite champions now live with you
uh I'm going to need more room for that shark of yours
once I run out toilet paper I'm going to need a new house
How do you even fit :(
uh I'm going to need more room for that shark of yours
once I run out toilet paper I'm going to need a new house
How do you even fit :(
Listen up, I'm making the basement into a tavern for all me mates. And why isn't there a port nearby, getting to my ship is a nightmare!
The only nightmare you'll have to worry about is when I control this land, there will be pain and suffering for all!
You seem to be confused lad, in this place Gangplank rules. Anyone who doesn't respect my word takes a trip to the bottom of the sea.
You have no claim over me, sea rat.
I see this pirate lord will have to teach you some manners. Perhaps you'll be singing a different chanty when my blade guts ya!
The horrors I command are second to none! Mordekaiser will never bow before another!
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Oh! Poppy, I didn't hear you enter.
Excuse my...careless words Poppy.
This argument is over. Objections?
None at all, lass! I have much work to be done elsewhere. Best hop-to now...
I will consider this matter settled. For now.
Dinner will be prepared at exactly four in the afternoon.
If any of you are late...
I will crush you all.
Yes Poppy.
As you command.
My hamster collection is almost complete!
Now I need the Black Mage hamster
The Caveman-Hamster
The one who tries to kill the other hamsters.
The Rattata
(He is in like, the top percentage of Rattata's)
And then there is the Smelly one 
...
I need a bigger house...
- please no, not my but hole

Guess we're dunking now.
I Think everything will be pretty chill. :D

Need I explain?
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Making things float in her sleep, would most likely murder me for complaining about it, though.
Comes home after partying whole night, tracks blood of the infidel all over the floor and sleeps durning the day.
I always wanted to have basement full of guns and explosives, mind the cops.
At least it wouldn't be a boring life.
FUCK
YA
There would be corpses sitting on our lawn.
Even more corpses sitting on our lawn.
She would be setting all the corpses, as well as our house, on fire! ![]()
First, lots of light, so I don't need a flashlight. Second, I would need to buy some amazing headphones, because the laughing would drive me crazy. Third, this totally works!
She'll probably have a room with bodies of men
Well, we won't feel like hell in summer ;)
Probably
will visit us frequently (if you know what I mean)
I'll never know he's even here.
Well, I'll never sleep due to me hearing screams from his room...
I think I'd be okay...As long as I never make him mad that is...
she would do her best not to destroy my place, but would cut everything up
he would spend all day trying to repair all the damage riven would do
he would spend his time hunting the deer that live near me
Nid, stop scratching the back of the couch!
Well. The plants do make it much more homey.
Shit.

It's gonna be full of chaos... -_-

So, I live on a mountain, my house is filled with awesome technology, and I've got an old school saloon/lounge with fully stocked liquor cabinet.
I think I could live with this.
I don't even
I have to tread lightly here, lest I get killed off off by Voidlings.
This will be nice.
There is a 1/5 chance, that this will end up being a....fanfiction...yes, that seems appropriate, come to life. Hopefully it does.
Im not a tentacle monster... please anime leave me alone T3T
Behold my deadly pimkin... sorry if they explode they get nervous...
Skarrrrr skarner skarr skar skarner skarrrrner skar!
Me: how do you guys even fit in my house!?
I make good BBQ... just dont tick me off I turn into a giant dragon
I get the feeling she would never be home.
Or him
She seems pretty chill though
hell yes,

I'd get laid every night but wouldn't live after the first time or second if im lucky...
I'd get really annoyed from all the "challenges" after asking her to clean up after herself...
She'd always be punching holes in the walls after not being able to hold the silverware at dinner....
all in all... can't say I'd mind it much, considering how long I'd have to put up with it, and I'd have the manliest death ever...

why is there blood on my carpet and why are the yordle authorities at my door and why is lux with them?

Somehow I see a pattern....


A pretty well rounded group, shouldn't be too much drama.
Unless Jayce keeps trying to show off his guns to Sona, while Karma and I laugh.

I'm not comfortable with this house of madness.
: would make a great bodyguard.
: awsome till I accidently piss him off, though I feel like I can relate to the little fur ball :p
never need a car again

O.O Oh good im going to get shot then assassinated in my sleep wonderful.

constant fighting and hueing...
I'll take up residence in your basement. Has enough space to keep my gear.
Hmph. I'm not shoving myself through these narrow doors. I'll be out back.
You won't be lacking for power at least.
Because I needed more soldiers in my house.
No need for Air conditioning.
No worries about electric bills.
All the cookies, cakes, and breads I could eat!

I mean...I'd hope Braum and Leona would stop Ziggs from blowing up the house. If they fail, good bye world.
This just might work
So my 3 favorite champions are....
...
wow, I don't know
:well it might be a bit cramped we will have to share a bed
Me: blushes my body is ready braum
: confused look what
Me:you know whispers in braums ear
: oh...Ok winks
: i dont know what you both are talking about but i demand to be in on this
Me: don't worry
there is plenty of room for one more person in our little night escapade winks
: face of realization smirk well ok but i warn you things will get a little chilly
: well i have no desire for this sort of thing for now so i will just sleep in the other room...what is it you want for breakfast tomorrow
Me: ill take blueberry pancakes
:just a big bowl of oatmeal and some
s for my little friends
: well ill just have some French toast and coffee
(i really cant keep my hands off braum and lissandra.....)
Ummmmmm

hmm... anivia's presence forces renekton into hibernation while syndra teaches he how to play ball i guess D:
i just imagined someone saying something like :
'wow, my life has become diddy kong racing'
I can't say much about this. This is too good for me say a word about how awesome it is to have. . . three engineers in my house. I'm planning on Engineering as my career. I might as well get home schooled and succeed.
Well that's awkward..