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Rew71121 votes

Ah, Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series. Best videos and quotes. Almost like: "You're about to be beat by the worst Duelmonsters Player in YuGiOh history." "Jokes on you, 4kids. Jayden Yugi isn't even here."

Kitty Darkstar18 votes

I think my favorite line is probably "I DON'T HAVE THE BLOODY CELTIC GUARDIAN! HOW THE BLOODY HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO USE A BLOODY CARD I DON'T BLOODY HAVE?! AND EVEN IF I DID BLOODY HAVE IT, HOW WOULD IT WORK AGAINST A BLOODY EGYPTIAN GOD?!"

Tsohgder17 votes

Bakura: "I'm not gay, I'm just british" Yami Bakura: "I'm not british, I'm just gay"

Kitty Darkstar7 votes

Bakura is just plain amazing in the abridged series.

Troll for Trump2 votes

Also, YGOTAS's special monologues. You know the ones.

Large Minivan4 votes

ITS TIME TO DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUEL

BattleBalladeer6 votes

Da blue peeps whitey dragon.

I'm always the shoe!

You're gonna die, Tristan!

I challenge you to a children's cardgame!

Rew7111 votes

"thanks obama"- tristan

Jasiwel3 votes

"SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR."

Rainbow Wasp9 votes

When they insult your mother and you end up killing them two times or more: http://i.imgur.com/2yIRVC8.gif

crippler384 votes

upvote for draaaaven

Mama Soraka4 votes

Dravenvote for Draaaaaaaaaaven

Knalxz5 votes

I just tell them this.

"Say what you want about my mother, she had me out of spite to her previous husband, nearly drowned me when I was four, she constantly tried to cause suffering to me my sister, my brothers m cousins, my aunts (aka her sisters) my father and her last 3 husbands, driving my family apart, abused government regulations and gave me away when I was 11 along with my sister who was 18 because she couldn't handle looking at her mistakes anymore. My mother is the embodiment of everything wrong with humanity. No amount of insults can ever amount to all this shit she's done. Even now she even tries to act as if what she did at the time, forcing my brothers to kill a man getting them both jail time was the greater good."

I love my brothers and my sister who is still living with me even today with her son (his father died in a car crash) I don't have anything to look back and say thanks to my mother for. Even my own birth was used as fuel for her own hatred.

Rendarkan2 votes

Or you could say: "If you really want to go that far I am adopted. I clearly have the advantage because my mom chose me, yours lucked out and got stuck with you."

Knalxz1 votes

Damn, that's pretty good.

StealthWarden6 votes

soo...do i start crying and feel bad for you or get creeped out that you thought all that shit up just to mess with people?

Knalxz1 votes

Sadly it is true. I've gotten over most of it over the years it's just the fact that someone likes this actually exists that makes me want to be a nice person to atone for her.

StealthWarden2 votes

for real? damn....sorry bro

Carry4 votes

...in America.

Zenithir3 votes

I say my parents are dead in situations like this. People don't usually dare to push it further.

Photos of Ghosts4 votes

Doesn't always work... I've seen people reply "good" or something related to some shameful sexual way of dying, or blaming the person they're talking to for causing their death...

crippler383 votes

kitty darkstar. You have forced me to look this up later

I hope you're proud of yourself.

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Oh, I am.

crippler381 votes

I'm sad that the series is in like 5 minute episodes q.q haven't found this part in particular or the ones commenting on jayden and such.

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

This is from the Bonds Beyond Time movie, abridged version. It's in three parts, here's part 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBzazRsbwb0 The intro is kind of obnoxious

ltmetal2 votes

It seems as though someone else has discovered Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Series.

CasterGilgamesh2 votes

i love the yu gi oh abridged series

Catastrop2 votes

I promised myself that I would stay away from Abridged Series of any kind after the FT Abridged Series was cut short and lead to me being sad and disappointed, you people make me want to break that promise.

Kitty Darkstar3 votes

Yu-Gi-Oh abridged is the original abridged series, and it's still going at 67 episodes and tons of side material, including several parody songs and two abridged movies. It updates pretty infrequently, but it's very good. Though there have been times where there were several years without one episode.

Unpaladin2 votes

Insulting someone's mother on the battlefield should not be permitted.

https://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/347803363_pghtX/0/2100x20000/347803363_pghtX-2100x20000.jpg

SociopathFriend2 votes

And on that note- I stopped watching Yu-Gi-Oh abridged- I need to remedy that.

kaltenashes1 votes

i never let it go too far, i just /mute all when i see that Jax "its on" and proceed playing

as a kid i loved yu gi oh, now i cant watch or play, so boring =/

ahhh fk he summoned the blue dragon with blue eyes

crippler381 votes

WHITE DRAGON WITH BLUE EYES YOU FAILURE OF A FAN!

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

To be fair, it looks kind of blue-ish

TheRealBaz1 votes

yugi: Just like i did your mother

kaiba: Oh wonder who that was

Vincenttnecniv1 votes

TELL ME!

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