16 Comments

OverpoweredSoap9/14/2015, 3:08:10 PM4 votes

Better than stealing a princess and keeping her captive forever, until some Italian mustache plumber beats your sorry ass.

Centuros9/14/2015, 3:08:43 PM3 votes

Mythology Logic in a nutshell. Greek Gods were always doing things like this.

Catastrop9/14/2015, 3:09:32 PM2 votes

Well, in this game wind can stop a tear in space from opening so you can't expect much logic.

Xemeron9/14/2015, 3:11:53 PM1 votes

I should try this...

disregardable9/14/2015, 3:12:45 PM1 votes

It's death bro. He's not a real man. The other half he created was life.