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OverpoweredSoap4 votes

Better than stealing a princess and keeping her captive forever, until some Italian mustache plumber beats your sorry ass.

Centuros3 votes

Mythology Logic in a nutshell. Greek Gods were always doing things like this.

Catastrop2 votes

Well, in this game wind can stop a tear in space from opening so you can't expect much logic.

Xemeron1 votes

I should try this...

disregardable1 votes

It's death bro. He's not a real man. The other half he created was life.

Beacon1222 votes

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IcyPepper2 votes

Well, think.

If it's Death, he was called a man.

Who said the axe was a literal axe in the same sense? Remember, the Holy Grail was just a cup Jesus drank out of in Christian belief. Aphrodite was born when Uranus (or was it Chronos?) got cut down and blood foamed in the ocean. And so on.

Beacon1222 votes

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IcyPepper2 votes

Well at least you axe the right questions.

Beacon1223 votes

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IcyPepper2 votes

Good thing I have a "handle" on the puns, although my performance can be a bit "wooden."

Beacon1222 votes

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IcyPepper2 votes

I'm all bark and no bite, yet I hear the silence of the lambs.

Incorrect puns, but I felt like chopping it up a bit.

frigginmurlocs2 votes

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Then why does he need an ax to do it? Better question, why the crap does the ax work?! #theaxeffect

Because Axe is Axe!

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