40 Comments

ThePartyLeader58 votes

It's not that I decorate early, I just haven't taken it down from 2013.

GetMariahCarried1 votes

It's not that I don't decorate early. It's that I never put it up in the first place.

HOLIDAY REBEL, ACTIVATED.

RaptorKarr39 votes

INB4 Fox news "War on Christmas"

Kerchner126 votes

"INB4" = in before?

sorry

TurquoiseYoshi11 votes

Yeah. It's used to refer to something that people think will happen in the future, usually sarcastically or humorously.

Kerchner121 votes

thanks bro!

SpecterVonBaren3 votes

Oh my god his facial hair is AMAZING!

Presently Absent17 votes

The Harrowing was so premature it didn't happen at all.

JVP1515 votes

Before I saw the words "Christmas Decorating!" I thought it would say "Premature ejaculation." Well folks. That's all she wrote.

Lord Galvatron2 votes

Im dying XD

kaltenashes6 votes

sorry wrong forum, in this forum we dont decorate for XMAS, we have a snowdown shop tough

enjoy buying

Karn Bishop3 votes

I'd like to stop by and say this is how a meme is done appropriately, well done OP for not just insulting a group of people or framing it like a legitimate topic.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

GhastlyGhoulMan2 votes

But how am I supposed to get ready for my Christmas in July party?

Choaru2 votes

...im that person who will be singing Christmas songs all through out the year but when Christmas comes along I don't sing any. No legit. When someone says hi to me I say "Merry Christmas" ;/

billxx3 votes

Hi

aLawfulFalafel2 votes

someone downvoted this guy just for saying hi?

welp, monkey see monkey do

sorry bill, but i am downvoting you also but only because im curious as to how far down people can vote someone just for simply saying "Hi"

( i am very sorry, i know these points can be expensive but its for the good of social entertainment and sheer boredom, your sacrifice, though not a choice, is to be commended and remembered throughout history for as long my short-term memory )

billxx4 votes

Appreciate it

Choaru2 votes

Lmao Merry Christmas to you :3

Blue Moon Wolf2 votes

Trust me, it could still be worse:

http://www.bipamerica.com/bipnews/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Hillary-Clinton-vs-Donald-Trump.jpg

These two could be competing to lead your country X(

Ralanr1 votes

This is something I could get behind.

Oleandervine1 votes

{quoted}

This is something I could get behind.

Stopping premature Christmas decorating or premature ejaculation?

Ralanr1 votes

The first. I hate seeing Christmas decorations in November.

Rendarkan1 votes

Christmas in July is really annoying.

It's even worse cause where i live we have a Christmas Tree Shop. They have Christmas decorations up 24/7.

Ralanr3 votes

How is it open 24/7?

MVDuneCats1 votes

If it isn't, imagine the horror of having to take down all of the Christmas decorations every time you close the shop, and having to put them all back up every time you open.

Ralanr1 votes

Ok, how is it open for most of the year?

MVDuneCats1 votes

Christmas Tree Shop is actually a chain that has a lot of bargain priced stuff, not just Christmas stuff.

But there is a store not far from me that actually is Christmas stuff only, and it's open all year round. But it's not a chain or anything. It must make some money, since it's been in business for years and years.

aLawfulFalafel1 votes

sounds like a front to me

-hey johnny

-yeah joe

-how we gonna claim all this drug and prostitution money on our taxes?

-we'll open a shop, it'll be our front

-what kind of shop?

-well it's gotta be something everyone loves so it seems like a normal store

-christmas johnny, everyone love christmas

-joe, you sir are a freakin genius

-I know right? clearly nobody else has had this genius idea before or these shops would be everywhere like mcdonalds

-yup

okay so i've played this scenario over in my head a whole one time and this is how it went down 100% of the time, so clearly, this xmas shop 24/7 stuff is a front.

want a christmas tree? we might be able to help want some "other" trees? we got quite the selection

Lydia in Doorway2 votes

November? My first year living in Florida they put that shit up in the middle of October. No Halloween anywhere, but 87 degrees and I'm looking at Santa hanging off a palm tree.

I get it in Michigan where maybe they're trying to beat the weather, but here...WHY?

Surge061 votes

Yes.

ZT Xperimentor1 votes

Riot celebrates Christmas? That's news to me.

dradio11 votes

Well, speaking as an Ex-Dollar General employee, I can say that we weren't allowed to keep things in the back room, everything had to be shelved. It caused problems when christmas things came in the truck with our 4th of July things.

Sahn Uzal1 votes

... Why?

Velzard of Koz1 votes

##firstworldproblems

CasterGilgamesh1 votes

ew i know right? its so...tacky why do people do it?

manbearswine1 votes

{quoted}

/s

How exactly this is sarcasm, this is the bigger issue.

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