When I'm Tristana and there's a low health Tryndamere under turret

Kitty Darkstar·Aug 26, 2015·67 votes·5,442 views

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HolowHall of HalAug 26, 201529 votes

W https://media3.giphy.com/media/bI5BEfwbdVPcA/200_s.gif

KnalxzAug 26, 201518 votes

: Yeah you better run, everyone knows not to tower dive the great unkillable Tryndamere. Level 5*

MimyAug 26, 20157 votes

It's a Tryndamere don't do it! IVE MADE THAT MISTAKE BEFORE!

BeatzBoyFTWAug 27, 20157 votes

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ƒoesAug 26, 20156 votes

Upvoted for Pirates of the Caribbean. Upvoted again for relevance.

5000000000000000Aug 27, 20156 votes

Just use E on tower and hope for a kill XD

Kitty DarkstarAug 27, 20151 votes

Well, guess there's no need to jump, then

DazedOnlookerAug 27, 20155 votes

I would bring dishonor to my family by not jumping, for abstaining is an act of cowardice.

Tristana An ally has been slain

TacoTheKittenAug 27, 20153 votes

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BlackBattlerAug 27, 20153 votes

gnar is cancer

TacoTheKittenAug 27, 20151 votes

LOL

SSJ5 BlondeBunnyAug 27, 20151 votes

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I remember a trynd once thought he was invincible because of his ulti, and turret dived me 5 times (dying every time) before rage quitting and saying I was using a broken piece of trash. I was using gnar lol you would've thought I was using riven with the amount of hate I got XD

Tryndamere counters Riven really really hard... tryndamere wouldnt be raging against riven

on the other hand gnar is a solid counter to tryndamere so i dont blame him for being pissed, but he still sucked if he turret dived for something that wasnt a sure thing

TacoTheKittenAug 27, 20152 votes

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miahixxAug 27, 20151 votes

Riven is just solo carry champ that if get 1 kill at start win easy

Troll for TrumpAug 27, 20151 votes

dude riven counters trynd, idk what type of drug you've been taking

SSJ5 BlondeBunnyAug 27, 20153 votes

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dude riven counters trynd, idk what type of drug you've been taking

Clearly the drug that makes me not lose to Riven ever as Tryndamere

In point of fact i rape every single riven i've played against as tryndamere

Troll for TrumpAug 27, 20151 votes

so she stands still and does nothing at level one, watches you gain fury, then, at level 2, randomly just afk AAs you and doesn't use abilities or spell weave? Or you are a tryndamere god.

GorgannanAug 27, 20151 votes

Or you afk at tower until you hit level 6 and win.

SSJ5 BlondeBunnyAug 27, 20151 votes

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so she stands still and does nothing at level one, watches you gain fury, then, at level 2, randomly just afk AAs you and doesn't use abilities or spell weave? Or you are a tryndamere god.

Oh you poor uneducated 10yrold/riven fanboy that faps to her battle bunny art

You dont need to be god to beat riven At all Ever Especially not as tryndamere

Clearly you dont understand his mechanics Youre probably one of the children who thinks he is just AA+R He is not lol You are also probably one of the people who think his W has only one use and probably also one of the people that think engaging a low hp trynd is a good idea

Troll for TrumpAug 27, 20151 votes

YOu realize I main trynd too(jgl not top), and I hate riven. You are probably a 10 year old who faps to Tryndamere saying "My right arm is stronger than my left arm"

SSJ5 BlondeBunnyAug 27, 20151 votes

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YOu realize I main trynd too(jgl not top), and I hate riven. You are probably a 10 year old who faps to Tryndamere saying "My right arm is stronger than my left arm"

You assume I dont jungle trynd? 95% of the time im jungler even when im last picki have 150k points as trynd jungle

Riven is the easiest person to face off against If Riven is giving you trouble you are playing so very wrong

Especially if you are jungling

And since you want to bring up my fap life No I tie myself up with a dildo buried inside me

Troll for TrumpAug 27, 20151 votes

YOu shouldn't have problems with riven as trynd jungle, talkin about trynd top. The only champ that should annoy any jgler is LB and Heimer

SSJ5 BlondeBunnyAug 27, 20151 votes

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YOu shouldn't have problems with riven as trynd jungle, talkin about trynd top. The only champ that should annoy any jgler is LB and Heimer

Im not even How do you What is wrong with I dont even

Im not gonna bother since you decided to change your story Humor me If you legitimately have a problem as trynd vs riven top Its either you are bad as trynd or you are building wrong Ill give you the benefit of the doubt

So humor me

Runes and masteries and item build

Troll for TrumpAug 28, 20151 votes

How did I change my story? And how are you such an asshole? Im not gunna bother talking to an asshole. So humor me. How did you become such an asshole.

SSJ5 BlondeBunnyAug 28, 20151 votes

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How did I change my story? And how are you such an asshole? Im not gunna bother talking to an asshole. So humor me. How did you become such an asshole.

First you say you hate riven Without specifying which role your in jng or top

Then you sau riven is easy when you're jungle trynd bit that we were talking about top

Noo We weren't We were talking about fighting riven as tryndamere no specifications to what role

So is riven difficult for you or easy for you Make up your mind

If shes difficult for you I have suggestions to offer to up your game against her

Im an asshole, hypocritical, vain, arrogant, narcissistic, and quite frankly I take pride in it Because unlike the rest of the human population I can admit my flaws

Everyone is in such a state of denial with there heads shoved so deep up their own asses

I regret nothing Im an open book and I willing reveal my darkest secrets to those brave enough to ask Meanwhile people as a whole dont believe they have these flaws People actually delude themselves into thinking they are flawless

I am many times your superior, and all the debating and bitching wont change that, so man up and admit that you're not perfect

I sure as hell am not perfect

Now you can offer input that is rational like a mature human being

Or you can continue down the never ending spiral of your own delusion believing that anything that happens to you must definitively apply to everyone else

Riven IS easy to beat, I out damage, out atk speed, out crit and outrun her

Have rational input or im going to go have fun with my vibrator and ignore you

Troll for TrumpAug 28, 20151 votes

Riven is hard to deal with as Trynd top, I thought we were talking about trynd top since every dang line was about Trynd top until the most recent ones. Trynd vs riven as trynd jgl is fine since you wont be facing her in lane

"Im an asshole, hypocritical, vain, arrogant, narcissistic, and quite frankly I take pride in it Because unlike the rest of the human population I can admit my flaws" Just contradicted yourself.

"Everyone is in such a state of denial with there heads shoved so deep up their own asses" Kinda sounds like you...

"Meanwhile people as a whole dont believe they have these flaws. People actually delude themselves into thinking they are flawless.I am many times your superior, and all the debating and bitching wont change that, so man up and admit that you're not perfect"

Sooo you have a superiority complex, are trying to steer the conversation off-topic, trying to make yourself feel better, say you are better than other people and then say you admit mistakes.... Yeah so many straw men, can I borrow one?

"Now you can offer input that is rational like a mature human being Or you can continue down the never ending spiral of your own delusion believing that anything that happens to you must definitively apply to everyone else Riven IS easy to beat, I out damage, out atk speed, out crit and outrun her Have rational input or im going to go have fun with my vibrator and ignore you"

If that's true why aren't you putting rational arguments and instead choose to be a jerk? Why do you put the most irrational comments? Also pretty much everyone disagrees with you, so good riddance.

YOu outdamage her late game, but at early levels she just outcc and outbursts you to death with her spellweaving and cclocking.

And I swear if you think that's irrational...

Please try to actually have an argument that doesn't make you sound like a self-entitled asshole, and an argument that's not one line, and paragraphs full of you trying to make yourself feel better. Please.

Until then, ignoring you.

SSJ5 BlondeBunnyAug 28, 20151 votes

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Riven is hard to deal with as Trynd top, I thought we were talking about trynd top since every dang line was about Trynd top until the most recent ones. Trynd vs riven as trynd jgl is fine since you wont be facing her in lane

"Im an asshole, hypocritical, vain, arrogant, narcissistic, and quite frankly I take pride in it Because unlike the rest of the human population I can admit my flaws" Just contradicted yourself.

"Everyone is in such a state of denial with there heads shoved so deep up their own asses" Kinda sounds like you...

"Meanwhile people as a whole dont believe they have these flaws. People actually delude themselves into thinking they are flawless.I am many times your superior, and all the debating and bitching wont change that, so man up and admit that you're not perfect"

Sooo you have a superiority complex, are trying to steer the conversation off-topic, trying to make yourself feel better, say you are better than other people and then say you admit mistakes.... Yeah so many straw men, can I borrow one?

"Now you can offer input that is rational like a mature human being Or you can continue down the never ending spiral of your own delusion believing that anything that happens to you must definitively apply to everyone else Riven IS easy to beat, I out damage, out atk speed, out crit and outrun her Have rational input or im going to go have fun with my vibrator and ignore you"

If that's true why aren't you putting rational arguments and instead choose to be a jerk? Why do you put the most irrational comments? Also pretty much everyone disagrees with you, so good riddance.

YOu outdamage her late game, but at early levels she just outcc and outbursts you to death with her spellweaving and cclocking.

And I swear if you think that's irrational...

Please try to actually have an argument that doesn't make you sound like a self-entitled asshole, and an argument that's not one line, and paragraphs full of you trying to make yourself feel better. Please.

Until then, ignoring you.

You dont seem to understand I dont care that people disagree Fallacy does not become truth by majority rule

I feel great about myself thank you I feel better when I win fights that the boards say I shouldn't be winning

Fact is I dont care

And dont try to put this on me You derailed the conversation when you asked how I can be such an asshole Dont be mad that I gave you an honest answer of my flaws

You mean that 1.5 second stun? Thats not much and its very short ranged Her E is also very short ranged And so is her Q All you have to do is deny her the full combo

I have easily twice her atk spd More health And an early game passive 35% crit chance On top of it I can lower her damage with W since her abilities scale off AD and W lowers AD If and when I top I build botrk first with boots Then Infinity Edge

OH and Trynd has this other crazy passive where he does more damage the lower his hp is

And the I have atk spd runes And frenzy mastery Oh and Q passively increases ad so who needs damage items?

Troll for TrumpAug 29, 20151 votes

I just said you outscale her lategame, but not early and mid. Her level one is stronger,so no level 2 all in, and she really hurts if you try to farm. If you become level 2, you may still be in trouble because her q w is stronger than your qe. Level 3 depends, Level 4-5 Riven is stronger. Level 6 trynd's prob strongers. Post6+depends on other sht. Lategame, Trynd can outduel riven, but riven just has better prescence during the lategame,especially with her teamfight strength which trynd lacks(mostly unless you are hyperfed). In addition to stun, she has the shield to block dmg and dash away to wait for your w attack debuff to wear off, or she can hop away with her q. Her q also knocks up. And 1.5 seconds is quite a lot. You have twice her attack speed. Ok, that's great trynd gets attackspeed, big surprise. That's like you were yi top and said "I have more attackspeed than darius" Well no duh you do.

Riven also gains bonus AD from her passive more consistently than trynd's AD bonus from passive. You don't have more health, riven even has a shield. YOu have better sustain with your q, and riven having no hp regen.

Riven's passive+q(procs passive 3 times and is cc) is way better. by the time you get a full rage bar, you'll have no hp and have to use q at levels 1 and 2. What if you don't crit with 35%? What if you do crit? Crits are random and varies so that is something else to factor. Anything that gets hit by 3 trynd crits is screwed. Riv's ult also gives more Ad in addition to her passive.

"And the I have atk spd runes And frenzy mastery"

Riven scales off AD better. Trynd scales off attack speed better. Don't compare apples to oranges.

Riven isn't a jax,XZ,Yi type of champ which have attackspeed amplifying their damage output better than their AD. Riven is more like darius or garen, where raw AD is much better amplification because of their stronger scalings on abilities(trynd's E scaling is large tho, but that's only one ability).

SSJ5 BlondeBunnyAug 29, 20151 votes

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I just said you outscale her lategame, but not early and mid. Her level one is stronger,so no level 2 all in, and she really hurts if you try to farm. If you become level 2, you may still be in trouble because her q w is stronger than your qe. Level 3 depends, Level 4-5 Riven is stronger. Level 6 trynd's prob strongers. Post6+depends on other sht. Lategame, Trynd can outduel riven, but riven just has better prescence during the lategame,especially with her teamfight strength which trynd lacks(mostly unless you are hyperfed). In addition to stun, she has the shield to block dmg and dash away to wait for your w attack debuff to wear off, or she can hop away with her q. Her q also knocks up. And 1.5 seconds is quite a lot. You have twice her attack speed. Ok, that's great trynd gets attackspeed, big surprise. That's like you were yi top and said "I have more attackspeed than darius" Well no duh you do.

Riven also gains bonus AD from her passive more consistently than trynd's AD bonus from passive. You don't have more health, riven even has a shield. YOu have better sustain with your q, and riven having no hp regen.

Riven's passive+q(procs passive 3 times and is cc) is way better. by the time you get a full rage bar, you'll have no hp and have to use q at levels 1 and 2. What if you don't crit with 35%? What if you do crit? Crits are random and varies so that is something else to factor. Anything that gets hit by 3 trynd crits is screwed. Riv's ult also gives more Ad in addition to her passive.

"And the I have atk spd runes And frenzy mastery"

Riven scales off AD better. Trynd scales off attack speed better. Don't compare apples to oranges.

Riven isn't a jax,XZ,Yi type of champ which have attackspeed amplifying their damage output better than their AD. Riven is more like darius or garen, where raw AD is much better amplification because of their stronger scalings on abilities(trynd's E scaling is large tho, but that's only one ability).

Okay You go ahead and believe that Riven is better

Instead of thinking to yourself "Okay, you can do this _____ (Y/N here), just play smart and think about your plays." you think of it as "OH MY GOd ITs rIVEN GG WE LOSE"

Troll for TrumpAug 31, 20151 votes

"Have rational input or im going to go have fun with my vibrator and ignore you" That is what you said earlier. If you want others to have rational input ,you should do that yourself too.

Riven is better than trynd earlygame. Trynd jungle has no major or consistent interaction with riven and outscales her,especially with devourer so trynd jungle is better. ""Okay, you can do this _ (Y/N here), just play smart and think about your plays." Trynd is a linear champ; not much room to "outskill,outplayed". In addition, his way of winning trades is RNG with his crits. Excluding Runes/masteries, Trynd at full fury has 35% chance of critting on each AA. It is up to luck to decide whether or not you crit.

Riven has a much better chance of outplaying you with her kind of kit. Riven has a higher skillcap,and higher potential than trynd.

You, Mr.Illogical Tryndamere main think of it as "OH MY GOd I AM TRYND MAIN I AM UNSTOPPABLE GOD EVERYONE ELSE IS INFERIOR TO MY OMNIPOTENCE I AM GOD I KNOW EVERYTHING I AM PHREAKS NEPHEW AND WILL BAN YOU ALL"

insaiyanbaccaAug 27, 20151 votes

lol yeah i remember making multiple riven's ragequit after one of my sprees of playing tryn top

SSJ5 BlondeBunnyAug 28, 20151 votes

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lol yeah i remember making multiple riven's ragequit after one of my sprees of playing tryn top

See Im not the only one

JAGMAGAug 27, 20151 votes

gnar op

TacoTheKittenAug 27, 20151 votes

funny

WutsKrakenAug 27, 20152 votes

Sion Don't worry, I got you *tanks turret for 5 seconds to kill Tryndamere *

LuggAug 27, 20151 votes

TheUltSpidermanAug 27, 20151 votes

go shoot him dive in tower u will have it TahmKench summoner 4 item 1038

McAllisterAug 27, 20151 votes

You missed a golden opportunity here. At the climax of the first movie, Sparrow is swordfighting in circles with Barbosa, but neither of them can kill the other because of their curse of undeath. Then, at the moment Will breaks the curse, Sparrow shoots Barbosa in the chest. So, for the analogy, the curse of undeath is like Tryndamere's ult, and shooting Barbosa in the chest is like how Trist feels when the ult runs out and she can kill him. If she lasted that long.

insaiyanbaccaAug 27, 20151 votes

e the trynd give him a few autoattacks and run :P