Petition to make champion ban phrases into bad puns/jokes

SayoriIsBigSad·4/4/2017, 1:03:45 PM·44 votes·1,424 views

For example Hecarim : I'll stop horsin around Nasus : No one let the dogs out. Velkoz : I guess I won't be SEEING battle today. Talon : I guess I was too Talonted for them MissFortune : Such Misfortune Draven : I didn't Axe you to do that! Nocturne : Hello Darkness my old Friend Irelia : Better nerf *Ahem I mean Ireli Don't like this

24 Comments

DuskDaUmbreon4/4/2017, 2:52:13 PM16 votes

Ashe: "Don't worry. I'll just chill here."

KuroCaliber4/4/2017, 8:46:34 PM15 votes

Zilean : I knew you would do that...in a sadder voice. Taliyah : Banning me? You're getting boulder. Alistar : BULLSHIT! Akali : I guess matchmaking still hasn't found balance. Anivia : you're yolking right? AurelionSol : You've just lost your star player. Azir : The order...is given. (Sad face) Bard : chimes sadly Brand : you're firing me? Caitlyn : triggered. Camille : you don't how to treat a blady Cassiopeia : you can kiss my Cass. Chogath : Are you a void ing me? Corki : Ex-plane yourselves Darius : Looks like you gave me the axe. Diana : Lunatics. DrMundo : Mundo can't go where he pleases? Ekko : There's a time for everything, except me. Elise : Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Evelynn : You couldn't see me coming, now you can't see me at all. Ezreal : This ban ez-real. Fiddlesticks : hey diddle-diddle you're not playing fiddle. Fiora : Pointless. Fizz : Fizzled out. Galio : Marbleous (sarcastically) Gangplank : Orange you glad I wasn't picked? Garen : I 'll be Dema-cian you later. Gnar : Angry gibberish.

rtbf2349624754/4/2017, 5:35:25 PM9 votes

Braum : Don't let the door hit you on my way out

An Undead brat4/4/2017, 5:54:03 PM4 votes

Zyra : "I guess I don't have any plants for today now..."

Mira Arya Enthe4/4/2017, 7:02:25 PM4 votes

Shyvana Don't be dragon me down...

The Lexer4/4/2017, 10:30:31 PM3 votes

LeeSin I guess we won't be seeing battle today

Khadaver4/5/2017, 1:07:53 AM3 votes

Katarina : I see you're trying to prevent a Katarina astrophy

Fondling Gems4/4/2017, 5:16:32 PM2 votes

Still sad that Nasus's pick quote wasn't "Who let the dogs out... who... who... who?" I mean it is one of his existing quotes lol.

More Ghana4/5/2017, 1:44:49 PM2 votes

All voiced by Phreak. The punmaster himself

EvanThomas4/4/2017, 8:46:46 PM2 votes

Rengar TONIGHT WE stay home and netflix, I guess.

KoggyStyle4/5/2017, 12:49:45 PM1 votes

Fizz Your boring...

actually i love it :P

New Tool Album4/5/2017, 7:51:31 AM1 votes

please riot, this is actually a really fucking goood idea

Netherlife4/5/2017, 9:31:49 PM1 votes

MonkeyKing : You're a boosted monkey.

starelementpoke4/5/2017, 2:14:20 AM1 votes

You know what, I'm cool with this.