Your last played champion suddenly sees at you in the screen during a game. . .
What happens next?
Example:
Paranoia activates without me pressing the R button. Everything around me turns dark. I look at the screen to see my champion but Nocturne wasn't there. Then I see something flying right at me from the window. . .
. . . oh shit. . .
"COWAAARRRRRDDDS!"
The scream cracks my computer screen. God damn it, Sion, I just bought this.
Proceeds to Q at the screen and bursts right through, and ults, shaking my entire house. Then stops and sits down and says....
I WILL GET MELTED
doesnt seem to care

You all are lucky. Getting eaten, Lasers melting you, or even Darius enjoying a swift axe blow.
I get to be punched in the face by her big ass hands. That alone is bad, but this is Vi. One
punch isnt going to be enough. Shes going to keep punching. Probably until im crying my last
tear in my eye ducts. All pride as a man distinguished. She probably wont even kill me off.
After surviving and wallowing in pain, ill probably be locked away in jail with no bond.
Why didn't I just play Warwick and get eaten along side you people 
Too many balls!
Ults
i am instantly killed
"Come here!"
...
I don't know how to explain this but. . . never mind. . . let's not talk about it. . .
he'd probably break out of my computer and eat my house