"Carry" A Parody of "Shiny" from Moana

Character Roles

Tamatoa= Lee Sin (In his God-Fist skin) Maui= Sejuani Moana= Ashe Others that appear: Syndra, Tryndamere, Katarina, Rakan

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God-Fist Lee Sin has Ashe in a chokehold, Sejuani, the JG for Ashe's team, is hiding in the brush

:Well, Lee Sin hasn't always been this glam; I was a punk of a monk once.

:But I now know that no-one's happy as I am, Cause I'm unstoppable, baby.

He spins, swinging Ashe around with him

:Did your team say "Teamwork's where we start" He pokes Ashe on the forehead "That's how we're gonna win team-fights?"

With his free hand, he holds up 3 fingers

:I need three words to tear your whole team apart, Your team sucks!

:I would rather CARRY, He flings Ashe up into the air and catches her, swinging her back into the chokehold Like a one-man army versus a whole legion and I'd still win. He gestures to himself with his free hand

:Because I can CARRY, It's like flicking a dumb dust speck on my neck Cracks his neck Ya'll are wrecks

:Don'tcha know Noobs are dumb, dumb, dumb He moves his free arm in a displaying fashion towards Ashe's team-mates nearby, which are Tryndamere Top, and Katarina Mid and Rakan Support, sans Sejuani, who is still hiding in the brush

:They chase whatever think will make 'em winners The rest of Ashe's team-mates, once again sans Sejuani, go chasing after the Syndra on Lee Sin's team as she goes by, and Ashe sighs exasperatedly

:Beginners, oh

Syndra leads them on a wild goose chase, eventually coming back around to where Lee Sin and Ashe are

:And here they come, come, come To the JG that will blast 'em into splinters While still holding Ashe, he ults, kicking the team-mates into one another, knocking them out.

:Mmm, free killers.

:I just love free kills; Getting them gives me such thrills... He grins in an unnerving manner as he looks at Ashe

: Hey, Blind bait!

Sejuani jumps out of the brush she was hiding in

: We're here.

Bristle snorts

: It's Sejuani Time!

Lee Sin gasps, unintentionally tightening his grip on Ashe, so she can't breathe

: Gurgling noises as she tries to motion that she can't breathe

: Whaddya say, Bristle-buddy?

Bristle squeals happily

: Frozen Monk, coming up!

: YAHOO!

She charges forward, but Lee Sin dodges by dashing to a ward, while still holding Ashe

: Huh? YAHOO!

She tries again, only with the same result

A confused look forms on Sejuani's face as Lee Sin grins

:Well, well, well Lee Sin lifts up Ashe and hangs her on a nearby tree branch by the hood of her cloak, like hanging a shirt in a closet; she gasps as she finds she can breathe again Little Sejy's having trouble landing hooks Ya little teeny weeny ginger broad

He Qs, landing it on Sejuani and chargers forward, kicking her off Bristle and she lands on the ground

:Ouch.

He strafes around her, shaking his finger in a 'Tsk tsk' fashion

:Can't top my gank performance, I wrote the book! Have ya read it? He whispers this to Ashe, who is frowning You can't LAND 'em like you used to, gal!

He kicks her, sending her face crashing into the dirt

:Yet I have to give you credit for my start And your lack of wards on the outside (He invaded and got First Blood on her at the start of the game)

:But unlike you, my Jungling's a work of art! And that's alright, you know you can't CARRY

:I will win, because you are simply not up to snuff Bristle charges at Lee, who ducks under and flips the beast into the air Lee watches with a cocky grin Ooh, that's rough!

He then turns back to Sejuani, who is still lying in the dirt

:Rough that you can't CARRY Send the nerfs and they'll never be enough My LCS game's too tough!

:Sejy, Gal, You can try, try, try But you can't expect a Boar and Broad Bristle lands on the ground, dazed To beat the Jungling God!

He lifts her face out of the dirt and then throws it back down

:Suck it up.

He strikes various poses as he sings the following

:And you'll die, die, die Now it's time for me to rip apart This dumb up-start

His body starts to glow gold

:You're far from a chance to dethrone the Jungling King

:Off chasing the love of these laners who made you feel wanted

:You try to gank tough, but that armor's just not hard enough

He grabs Sejuani and throws her up into the air

:Sejy, it's now time to kick your heinie

He kicks her as she comes back down, sending her flying back into the air

:You'll see how someone can CARRY

:Take it in cause it's the last you'll ever see Your Nexus is next, baby

As she comes close to the ground, Lee Sin catches her and throws her into the tree that Ashe is hanging on, knocking Ashe off and back to the ground

:I just CARRY Now I kill you So prepare your final attempt to flee Just from me.

He walks up to her slowly, as his fist glows with power

:You wish that you could CARRY You think that it ain't fair you can't CARRY!

He raises his fist to punch and finish her off

: Hey!

Both Lee Sin and Sejuani turn and see Ashe, who has her Enchanted Crystal Arrow primed and ready

: I got a way to CARRY for ya!

She releases the arrow

END