72 Comments

DrCyanide6/14/2017, 5:24:37 PM12 votes

And here I was thinking it would be this... http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma81ml1Enq1qcg1glo1_500.gif

...because that's what it is every time someone brings up how they're "diamond" in champ select.

Brain Errör 4046/14/2017, 4:27:13 PM7 votes

But it's true. :v

TheBentOn36/14/2017, 9:54:27 PM6 votes

"I'm Diamond on my Main Account."

"Most people don't brag about getting boosted."

Just Blame Jenny6/14/2017, 4:59:46 PM5 votes

I love saying this ironically. Like, any time I feed horribly?

"But I'm diamond on my main!"

(Psst, don't tell anyone: I'm actually silver on my main.)

Renascent6/14/2017, 5:17:02 PM4 votes

The gif made me laugh more than I thought it would

Lusoka6/15/2017, 2:12:00 AM3 votes

Brags about skill level on another account after losing a match. "So you also left the skill on that account as well?"

Slimegoon6/14/2017, 10:45:43 PM2 votes

I actually say this most games. I find I can get the other team to waste time talking about how I'm not, looking up my stats, etc. It's a head game.

My main is actually Silver 4.

General Esdeath 6/14/2017, 8:45:55 PM2 votes

Yeah Diamond is a weird place from my experience with "diamond smurfs"

People rush IE on Yas and Cleaver on Zed while getting too much CDR on Riven and AD Fizz

Thistlemin6/14/2017, 11:38:45 PM2 votes

It is a little counter intuitive to the joke of this thread that the next scene in that HP movie is the gardner wizard who Harry is talking down to saving his life with gillyweed.

So moral of the story is the opposite of what you're getting at. Prepare to be carried by the Diamond smurf.

Insert blue face yordie with white cap here.

Btw a Smurf yordie skin for Teemo would be pretty fantastic.