So Airman Compsci Sexually Identifies As An Attack Helicoptor...

http://www.wonderslist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Mil-Mi-28.jpg but what worth is the attack helicopter without its pilot? you know, the one person that cares for the attack helicopter as if it were the most important thing ever. The pilot might want his coptor to be the best looking one around and lavish it with new decals or hand painted slogans or artwork on the body of the helicopter https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xxrI6uH_E9g/maxresdefault.jpg

The pilot must know his helicopter inside out, he must know the right way to handle the helicopter in flight and if the pilot is both skilled enough, and has the complete trust of his attack helicopter, can perform daring, complicated, and impressive maneuvers in flight. This can only be achieved through years of practice handling the joystick and experience.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/4d263448149f32b4eb38a681e873937a/tumblr_nf0q97kJib1si7prno1_400.gif

Finally, what separates normal stupid helicopters https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/LAPD_Bell_206_Jetranger.jpg and their badass counterparts https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Apache_Helicopter_Firing_Rockets_MOD_45154922.jpg Are of course the ballistics! Whether they be machine guns, missiles, or railguns (the future is coming) the pilot must make sure that his coptors armaments are at the best condition, through constant vigilance, maintenance, and oiling. So in summary, like the champion there can never be one without the other, there can never be the attack helicopter, without its pilot http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/components/photo/_new/090113-pilot-hmed-12p.grid-6x3.jpg

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