You Are Walking Your Main Home...

"HEY! HEY - YOU SEE THAT GUY? OVER THERE? THAT GUY? THE... THE COWARD? YOU SEE HIM? ...LET'S KILL 'IM!"

Have you sheen muh bear Tibbersh?

You wanna drink too? It'll be fun!

You can't come to Tibbersh bar party! Nyeh!

Have you ever baked a person?

"..."

Me: Wow, thats deep. you should have became a poet or something

: sobbing OH GOD... I'M JUST A KNOCK OFF OF SUN WUKONG X(

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_small_zpsnsjj9kxv.png : Don't talk like that, You're your own monkey buddy. No one could ever replace you.

: But its true though sniff, I'm not even anywhere near as strong as the original Monkey King. I can't even make 2 clones last for half a second ;__;

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_small_zpsnsjj9kxv.png : You don't know that yet, who knows what Riot will add to your lore. You could secretly be the strongest champ :)

: Would not sniff, Riot wants me to be second banana to Yi... the bastard... sniff

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_small_zpsnsjj9kxv.png : Oh lord, You're so drunk you didn't even notice that banana reference you just made :L

"Who wants a piece of the champ?"

"NO JAX DON'T RIP THE LAMPPOST OUT OF THE GROUND!!!"

After knocking a few people senseless "Imagine if I had a real weapon"

"GODDAMNIT JAX, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?"

About to go fight a whole gang at once "Here's to you, kid."

Muttering to myself "Why do I even bother, I feel like that for someone who drinks with Graggy all the time he could hold his alcohol better."

"Y-y'know... I kinda miss my old Vorpal blade..."

i haven't seen another darkin in decades

"i haven't seen anyone choose you aside from me in ages"

oh dear god i'm one of them

"they will pay" Checks my wallet, bit too late for that "forward, forward" ok? "do you hear them calling?" wtf ummm ok you alright naut passes out leaves to find help comes back to see morde stole his armor

"You know, at first I was all like , "I think I'm gonna dunk you to death because I think yur bad," but after tonight, I'm like "y'know what, this guy isn't so bad after all!"

Passes out._

He doesn't have a mouth so...yeah...plus I think he can just open a portal home anyway.

i just dont get these fantasy role play things with champs. i just dont.

"Wuju?, Pass me that beer?"

I main Sejuani, so she would probably scream something about being queen of the Freljord, and confuse me for Bristle.

8>4

(has somehow become so intoxicated that he has trouble walking) Summoner, did I ever tell you that despite you being my toady, you're also the closest thing to a friend I've ever had?

(is forced to help Mordekaiser walk, somehow able to help carry a massive warlord in full platemetal armor) ...what about all the other Shadow Isles champions? What about your bandmates?

All of the Shadow Isles guys - in particular the Pentakill members from there - have been fairweather at best, and Sona isn't my friend: she is my bisch.

(decides not to ask for elaboration on 'bisch') So I'm your only friend?

(rolls eyes) Yes, now my friend: get me home so I can bisch about my hangover when I wake up.

(waves it off) Yeah, yeah, and maybe I will sleep with Nidalee one day.

OLD Um...

Taliyah looking at the Tv in the bar, Avatar the Last Air Bender is on. Toph is introduced to Aang. Taliyah: "Meh. I could take her on."

: Praish the suuuuu.....

: Leona?

: SUN! PRAISE THE SUN! Wait, wut is that? Is tat de mun? FUCK YOU MUN! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I'M NOT THE BOSS OF ME uh I mean I'M NOT THE BOSS OF YOU or uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

: Okay missy, lets get you home.

: Can we stop by Diana's home?

: Why?

: http://www.lennyfaces.net/static/og-image.png

I remember I had a dream where the moon was blood red and it shined on me. It iliminated the ground around me with its red light. While in the middle of it ninjas sprang out and tried to surround me sips more sake Arghh... So, I killed them all.

You know what I have a similar story!

Me: Wow good job guys, and I hope you all sleep well.

I'll have my bloodmoon someday...