Your favorite champion writes a Haiku...

Fritterz··6 votes·1,862 views

Rules of a Haiku...

  • Only three lines, totaling 17 syllables throughout
  • The first line is only 5 syllables
  • The second line is 7 syllables
  • The third line is 5 syllables like the first
  • Punctuation and capitalization rules are up to the poet, and need not follow rigid rules used in structuring sentences
  • Haiku does not have to rhyme, in fact many times it does not rhyme at all
  • Some haiku can include the repetition of words or sounds

Examples:

DrMundo

Mundo will slow you Mundo goes where he pleases Mundo is OP Finger Snapping

Garen

Spinning is Winning I pine for Katarina FOR DEMACIA Finger Snapping

Braum

I will protect you. All Hail the True Poro King! Please stand behind me. Finger Snapping

GL HF

38 Comments

yogozin7 votes

Me as Bard

Whodlodlo Bwadlaala Bwaaaaah. [TRANSLATED] Look fear in the eye. do not let it out of sight. You will regret it.

frigginmurlocs6 votes

Rammus

They see me Rollin' I taunt them and it's OK It's snowing on Mount Fuji

Fritterz1 votes

https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Mega-Rage-Face.jpg

SOMETHING ABOUT RAMMUS THAT IS NOT JUST "OKAY"?!??!?!?!?!

HOW DARE YOU!!!!

frigginmurlocs4 votes

I wrote a haiku With an actual story It's snowing on Mount Fuji

JustMyBassCannon1 votes

You are a legend Responding in just haiku I salute you, sir

Wolfram Oxford5 votes

Rammus

Okay okay oh... Okay okay okay oh... Okay okay oh...

KingWanahakalugi5 votes

Beautiful, absolutely beautiful. http://i.imgur.com/0mKXcg1.gif

alaskaneagle1 votes

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Rammus

Okay okay oh... Okay okay okay oh... Okay okay oh...

54367

Rammus is to awesome to conform to those rules. rammus haiku

Rammus ok

WyvernEgg5 votes

Ahri

I don't need a nerf No really I don't need one Guys seriously stop

Mask Top Jhin4 votes

Sona ... ... ...

Doctor Jarvis3 votes

DrMundo Mundo say his name Or else Mundo forget it Mundo mundo SMASH Sona ..... ....... .....

Remlap12233 votes

Gangplank

I be a pirate.

Eating me vitamin C.

Prepare yer booty!

Loli Lulu3 votes

I twirled with a squirrel, Like a little yordle girl, 'round the purple pearl!

Lulu

Jabril2 votes

Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven, DRAVENNNNN Finger Snapping

Terozu1 votes

Thats 6 8 4 ... not 5 7 5 you shouldve said Draven

AAAAAAAAAAAAA Drrrrrrrrraven Drrrrrraven! AAAAAAAAAAAAA Drrrrrrrrraven Draven DravEN! D-Draven Draven!

Zyorhist2 votes

Quinn With Valor I fly behind enemy lines no one to catch us

aítch2 votes

Hop, skip, jump! Tibbers! I never play with matches! You smell like burning!

JustMyBassCannon2 votes

Brand The world bathed in fire, Awash in immolation, All as it should be

Spizzle90003 votes

JUST LIKE MY MIXTAPE!

Emperor Cynric2 votes

me asRammus

ok ok ok

Tornado of DOOM2 votes

All head down river Everyone has one true hunger And all ends with me -TahmKench

Ralanr2 votes

Sion Bring me to battle. BLOOD! YES! KILL, MAIM, KILL! Inside...feel...nothing?

LaoBushido1 votes

TaRic Gems are everything Gems are truly outrageous Prepare for dazzle

Terozu1 votes

Gems refer to the Family Jewels all men carry in their sacks! FUN FACTS! (Hey i kept that sortve kid friendly lol

Better Jungler1 votes

Talon

Bladed Assassin Silenced, my Silence I now, am no more.

Seriously riot give this dude a break -.-

Zyorhist1 votes

second line is 6 syllables..

you'd really have to emphasize the ce at the very end to make it 7, but overall sounds good.

Fritterz1 votes

I knew there would be a syllable Nazi...

Zyorhist3 votes

its a haiku, of course there is a syllable Nazi...

Habitz1 votes

Dun tah dun tah dun Tah dun tah dun tah dun tah Dun tah dun tah dun

Finger snapping

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Leona Do you praise the sun? Feel the sunshine and praise it Now you praise the sun

Wow, haikus are hard

JustMyBassCannon1 votes

Haikus are simple But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Coolwhip1911 votes

Khazix Stalking out of sight Smelling their fear in the air Consume and adapt

IsmokeOregano1 votes

Fizz

fizz is slippery fizz is slippy flippy flop fizz is misery

finger snapping

Spizzle90001 votes

Nocturne

Darkness darkness dark. I'll one-shot your ADC. God damn you, Olaf.

Taco15181 votes

MasterYi I like being fed Wuju get the pentakill? Prepare to get trolled ------------> item 3046 item 3046 item 3046 item 3046 item 3046 item 3046 item 3046

Terozu1 votes

Teemo

Nineteen days have passed... Satan is dead, I killed him.... I am the new Satan...

summoner 14 Teemo summoner 14

HowTragik1 votes

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