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Your favorite champion writes a Haiku...

Fritterz·12/3/2015, 8:06:06 PM·6 votes·1,862 views

Rules of a Haiku...

  • Only three lines, totaling 17 syllables throughout
  • The first line is only 5 syllables
  • The second line is 7 syllables
  • The third line is 5 syllables like the first
  • Punctuation and capitalization rules are up to the poet, and need not follow rigid rules used in structuring sentences
  • Haiku does not have to rhyme, in fact many times it does not rhyme at all
  • Some haiku can include the repetition of words or sounds

Examples:

DrMundo

Mundo will slow you Mundo goes where he pleases Mundo is OP Finger Snapping

Garen

Spinning is Winning I pine for Katarina FOR DEMACIA Finger Snapping

Braum

I will protect you. All Hail the True Poro King! Please stand behind me. Finger Snapping

GL HF

38 Comments

yogozin12/3/2015, 8:13:16 PM7 votes

Me as Bard

Whodlodlo Bwadlaala Bwaaaaah. [TRANSLATED] Look fear in the eye. do not let it out of sight. You will regret it.

frigginmurlocs12/3/2015, 10:27:51 PM6 votes

Rammus

They see me Rollin' I taunt them and it's OK It's snowing on Mount Fuji

Wolfram Oxford12/3/2015, 8:31:52 PM5 votes

Rammus

Okay okay oh... Okay okay okay oh... Okay okay oh...

WyvernEgg12/3/2015, 8:39:11 PM5 votes

Ahri

I don't need a nerf No really I don't need one Guys seriously stop

Mask Top Jhin12/3/2015, 8:53:06 PM4 votes

Sona ... ... ...

Remlap122312/3/2015, 8:58:32 PM3 votes

Gangplank

I be a pirate.

Eating me vitamin C.

Prepare yer booty!

Doctor Jarvis12/3/2015, 8:16:00 PM3 votes

DrMundo Mundo say his name Or else Mundo forget it Mundo mundo SMASH Sona ..... ....... .....

Loli Lulu12/4/2015, 12:45:45 AM3 votes

I twirled with a squirrel, Like a little yordle girl, 'round the purple pearl!

Lulu

Emperor Cynric12/3/2015, 9:07:42 PM2 votes

me asRammus

ok ok ok

Tornado of DOOM12/4/2015, 12:31:21 AM2 votes

All head down river Everyone has one true hunger And all ends with me -TahmKench

Zyorhist12/3/2015, 8:41:57 PM2 votes

Quinn With Valor I fly behind enemy lines no one to catch us

Ralanr12/4/2015, 1:13:38 AM2 votes

Sion Bring me to battle. BLOOD! YES! KILL, MAIM, KILL! Inside...feel...nothing?

aítch12/3/2015, 8:49:31 PM2 votes

Hop, skip, jump! Tibbers! I never play with matches! You smell like burning!

JustMyBassCannon12/3/2015, 8:56:32 PM2 votes

Brand The world bathed in fire, Awash in immolation, All as it should be

Jabril12/3/2015, 8:17:30 PM2 votes

Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven, DRAVENNNNN Finger Snapping

HowTragik12/4/2015, 4:02:58 PM1 votes

Shaco March March March

Better Jungler12/3/2015, 8:20:33 PM1 votes

Talon

Bladed Assassin Silenced, my Silence I now, am no more.

Seriously riot give this dude a break -.-

Habitz12/3/2015, 8:21:55 PM1 votes

Dun tah dun tah dun Tah dun tah dun tah dun tah Dun tah dun tah dun

Finger snapping

Kitty Darkstar12/3/2015, 9:02:58 PM1 votes

Leona Do you praise the sun? Feel the sunshine and praise it Now you praise the sun

Wow, haikus are hard

Coolwhip19112/3/2015, 9:28:55 PM1 votes

Khazix Stalking out of sight Smelling their fear in the air Consume and adapt

IsmokeOregano12/3/2015, 9:34:34 PM1 votes

Fizz

fizz is slippery fizz is slippy flippy flop fizz is misery

finger snapping

Spizzle900012/3/2015, 11:57:34 PM1 votes

Nocturne

Darkness darkness dark. I'll one-shot your ADC. God damn you, Olaf.

Taco151812/4/2015, 12:49:49 AM1 votes

MasterYi I like being fed Wuju get the pentakill? Prepare to get trolled ------------> item 3046 item 3046 item 3046 item 3046 item 3046 item 3046 item 3046

Terozu12/4/2015, 1:11:52 AM1 votes

Teemo

Nineteen days have passed... Satan is dead, I killed him.... I am the new Satan...

summoner 14 Teemo summoner 14

LaoBushido12/3/2015, 8:09:49 PM1 votes

TaRic Gems are everything Gems are truly outrageous Prepare for dazzle