You are hereby banned from bandle city..
What was your crime Your unspeakable crime that ended up with you being banished from the city?
What was your crime Your unspeakable crime that ended up with you being banished from the city?
I'm friends with Tahm Kench
I didn't taste purple.
I stepped on Teemo's mushroom garden.
Grabbing, squeezing and pinching yordle butts.

Poor guy, his only crime was he was hungry...
Oh I played this thing called 
The day that happens is the day I died... My death is the only way to make me banned in Bandle.
(Inb4 Aqualious backstabs me again.)
She got hungry...
I pissed off
, causing him to go on a rampage :(
Treated them like little kittens. Banned and blasted, Apparently Tristana is a bit touchy about hugs and being scratched behind the ears. SO WORTH!
I helped
develop the Yordle Snap Trap.
I BLEW EVERYTHING UP.
Just kidding, I'm a part of the army
, I didn't get banned. I just ended up feeding Jax in lane and he destroyed it instead.
I made a short joke while
is mayor
I don't like milk on my cereal.