You are hereby banned from bandle city..
What was your crime Your unspeakable crime that ended up with you being banished from the city?
What was your crime Your unspeakable crime that ended up with you being banished from the city?
I'm friends with Tahm Kench
I stepped on Teemo's mushroom garden.
Grabbing, squeezing and pinching yordle butts.
Next time you need a wing man give me a shout ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Poor guy, his only crime was he was hungry...
I didn't taste purple.
The day that happens is the day I died... My death is the only way to make me banned in Bandle.
(Inb4 Aqualious backstabs me again.)
Oh... I've become more creative than that
pulls out minigun
Much more creative
Well, shi...
RAPID FIRE ENGAGED
hailstorm bullet fire begins
Decides to leave the house with
this time.
MIXED DAMAGE CORKI PASSIVE ENGAGES
Twist: Also has
, which HEALS YOU for damage done with thornmail. So the AD part covers the AP part.
...
pushes red button
TRUE DAMAGE NUCLEAR SPACE LASER ENGAGE
Vel'koz ain't gonna like that.
He designed it to heat up his food.
Alright, I'll give you that one.
I don't like milk on my cereal.
Oh I played this thing called 
She got hungry...
I pissed off
, causing him to go on a rampage :(
Treated them like little kittens. Banned and blasted, Apparently Tristana is a bit touchy about hugs and being scratched behind the ears. SO WORTH!
I helped
develop the Yordle Snap Trap.
I BLEW EVERYTHING UP.
Just kidding, I'm a part of the army
, I didn't get banned. I just ended up feeding Jax in lane and he destroyed it instead.
I made a short joke while
is mayor